i dunt want to explode.

I dun wanna explode either my dude

i’m okay either way but some of y’all probs want good stuff to happen

okay this is gonna sound weird but bear with me for a second

a couple months ago my friend told me about something called “lesbian sheep syndrome.” when sheep mate, all the female sheep has to do is stand there and the male sheep will take the initiative. but when two female sheep want to bang (and yes, lesbian sheep exist) they just sidle up to each other and wait because neither of them know what to do

lesbian humans do the same fucking thing. as women we are conditioned not to seek out relationships because it’s the men’s job to pursue us. we are actively discouraged from participating in our own romance. so when two women like each other, there’s this weird stand off because neither of them know how to proceed. add our internalized homophobia to the mix and it’s nearly impossible for us to find relationships without going through a significant amount of mutual pining and emotional distress first

the whole point of this is i know it’s intimidating to talk to someone new, especially a pretty girl, but you’ve gotta make a move! you can’t be a lesbian sheep!

This isn’t even It related, I just wanted it on my dash.

Reblog if you agree 😂😂

What? Me actually posting? It’s less likely then you think

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

breakfast at the slytherin table going smoothly enough until someone casually says to their mate, “did you know potter’s into dudes?“

draco malfoy chokes on his toast, climbs onto the table, crawls across it, grabs the poor slytherin by the collar and says “details right now, motherfucker“

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

Omg yesssss pleaseeeee

;_;

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

What is this masterpiece?

10000000/10

@purediamondtrash for Sunny

@corruptedwhitegem @blackstardiopside @sssssick

// HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT 

YESPLEASE MM//

@pirate-god

@lauralot89

@neutralchaos1

MY SEX SONG BITCH

fuck me all the way up… @nemesyis, @madamelibrarian, @when-the-day-met-the-night… @codenameruby @divinaxcommedia um… @hunters-hiraeth… 

Holy crap

Life of a Fanfiction Writer

Starting like:

Needing to write quickly before you forget:

Needing to remember all the small details:

Losing your train of thought:

When it’s going well:

Writing smut:

Not able to fill in the gaps from one scenario to the other:

Serious writers block:

Reading through finding you’ve gone wrong:

Finding all your spelling errors:

Finally Finished:

@beautifulramblingbrains

No lies detected. This is dead on!!

unbelivable accurate!

so much truth!

What do you mean “finally finished”, don’t tell me people actually finish their fics /sobs

Posting something on AO3

Getting some kudos

Getting a comment

a list of reminders:

• take ur prescription medications, if u have any.

• drink some water today.

• please eat something, even if it’s just a bit of trail mix. your body needs food.

• wash ur face !!

• don’t be so hard on yourself. you’re doing the best u can.

Reblog if you love Virgil Sanders with all your heart and wish you could give him a million hugs

HOW TO HELP TORTURED GAY MEN IN CHECHNYA

We can’t allow this to continue. A petition has also been launched by change.org and signed by tens of thousands of people.

It demands a full investigation of all the facts and unlawful repression in Chechnya of the LGBT population and calls for punishment for the ‘guilty parties’ and the end to the practice of extra-judicial violence.

You can sign that here.

Instagram.com/WeTheUrban

Can y'all share this please???

This makes me physically sick. These are human beings!

reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

How do you find $999 on the floor?

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

Fuck it

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

Hi

Wtf why does this work???

Bonjour

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

I’ll reblog it.

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

boi yesss

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍

IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void

I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online

I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..

@luximus @rbright1127

@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)

@fangirl-of-bands

Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️

I am not a pedophile/predator!!

@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear

if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH

@lovely-rydens @guitarcampfires @blueglittersele @ghennigan @chatterbox-21

I dont wanna be a predator nuuuu

@ryanrosshasaveinydick Sabbyyyy :)

@sameirah @victorieschild @bipermclean @idioddyssey @barinyx @lordzarcock @aphroditesdove :3 :3

A lot of my schools gave us information about internet safety rather than saying “don’t meet people on the internet.” And I love my internet friends!

Dudes. Duh. You should know this by now. XD

@miloisqueer @mr-universe99 @jinxedspectre Come on you fuckers I need to see you in person

I love all of u

meeting @mr-universe99 would be amazing, as well as @klavierr

U awesome my m8

Hstfsbsksgsbdj I LOVE ALL OF YOU FRIENDS.

AYY

This is true

-dabs-

it annoys me so much how people do that like “dont talk to ppl online” and honestly, not everyone is what they think, i love everyone of you guys, and people who i dont even know on tumblr bc they make me feel happy, and safe hhhh ily guys so much

@zoe-ze-medic *SKIDS PAST ON BOOGALOO’S HEELIES*

@dragosweetz @katthehorrorgamer @bluegiraffe09 (and anyone else I forgot to mention)

I’m not.

I’M NOT

i’m not

I am not

My mom lectures me about this every time I mention Tumblr at all due to my Ask blog, and I don’t get why-

Me: *mentions @ihaileysenpai*

Mom: Is she a friend at school?

Me: Uh…. no…. but-

Mom: So you’re talking to someone you don’t even know? What if she’s an old man?

Me: WTF Mom. She’s already mentioned many times that she’s obviously NOT an old man, and I’ve heard her voice. *plays one of her awesome vids* I don’t think an old man would sound like that.

Mom: Well… Still. Be careful out there. And no matter what, don’t try to meet these people in person.

Me: You do realize that the people I’m talking about help warn others of those kind of people? They aren’t evil old men. They’re artists. I just don’t get why you won’t let go of the fact that they aren’t freaking pedophiles messed up people! They’re actually really nice!

Reblog if this has happened to you.

An old man? Pfffft, frick that’s the same excuse my parents use. What’s if it’s an old woman predator? HM? But yeah that’s a gross misuse of the internet, and its disgusting in all honesty. Reasons why i take precautions (private profile, only people you follow can message you) those types of things.

Rebloggggggg- da heck I ain’t a predator XD and all mah friends on Tumblr are da best-

For the cool people on the internet! Luv y'all!

i can confirm i am not pedo

also i like my internet friends more than my in real life ones

Nope. Not a pedo. And yes my internet friends are the best, it would be lovely to meet all of y'all in person :D

I love my internet friends! A lot of times, you guys are better then my irl friendsssss. Love y'all 😁

^^^

Not a predator! I happen to have some of the best friends I’ve never met online!

@gracieminabox @mccoymostly @medicatemedrmccoy @pinkamour1588 @yourtropegirl @captainsbabysitter-blog @starfleetorbust @goodnightwife

The people I’ve met or talk to on a regular basis via chat (or voice chat). You guys are the best! 😘

I met one of my best friends while reading fanfiction and began RPing; that was back in 2011, we are still talking to this day as well as RPing. I cannot wait for the day when we can finally meet in person.

Oh geez, ever since I joined FurAffinity in 08-09, and then came to Tomblr in early 2013, the list of friends/furrs/fan-peeps I would kill to meet is a helluva long one 😍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

@justahopeless-dreamer @wandering-shepard @kittenblade @sarabeth72 @mypreciousmind1 @elfpunk @maxwell-demon @abbessolute @thecutestlittlebunbunfairy (holy shit why can I not tag you ☹️?!) @angryschnauzer @angelsseb @sebsthomas @sebsangel @frenchfrostpudding @inkededucatednnerdy @lokiperfection @lokisredledger @tomhiddleston-kikibfairy @loricameback @marveloznerd @mamawclf @bookworm-christina @calgal48 @wolfsmom1 @awolfbeneath @iamthebadwolf85 @icybluepenguin @geminiloveca @lokiwholockfactory @the-haven-of-fiction @laterovaries-og @ice-queen-of-music @danipup @adder24 and sooo many more 😭💜💙💚💛🧡❤️

Beware of @godsaveloki XD I had to sleep with her several times and her whole family adopted me…

ONLINE FRIENDS AND THE BEST FRIENDS

@talisren I can’t wait to meet you!!!!

@buzzrose. You’re awesome! Out of thousands of people on tumblr, I am always infinitely glad I found you.

To the tumblr collectivity: I am not a pedophile -_-. (or a predator, my dudes)

😁😁😁😁 Same dude same! And yeah guys I’m not a pedophile/predator either, I’m pretty harmless

HHHHHHHHH

When I met @skeletonhater143 , I had to convince my mother that they were not a creepy old man/woman. I had to explain that I had texted and called them and they slunded like the average teenager. Was that enough? Nope. I had to show a picture of them in order for her to believe me.

Meanwhile, dad was super chill and had a full on conversation with them. Although he did want to make sure, he didn’t need to know all of their history. He just wanted to know if they were my age and if they were cool - which they are. And, the only reason he even asked about talking to them on the phone is because I was already talking to them and had brought them up a few times before.

Parents man.

I’m not a pedo, but I haven’t had the opportunity to make any online friends and anxiety makes it difficult anyway. I’d love to though.

I am not a predator and my online friends are the most sweetest friends I ever had this goes for @theartblognobodyaskedfor @tragedystrike @quinn-and-kin @i-does-art @kostanveg @lolaki9099 @the-theorist @broken-girl-meets-broken-boy @je-suis-le-gaurdien-des-reves

I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU BUT YOU ARE IN NO DANGER WITH ME!

@bubbles-inc @ask-the-googlepliers @system-demon @dammit-dark @shippinghasruinedme @autumnrambles

5 MONTHS BOO

@http-anti

I’m so grateful to have met you!! 

@torieltears

The tols Vs. The smols

So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?

You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.

proof

now this makes so much sense

Originally posted by destroythesith

IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT

So, I had a sudden horrible thought and

*scREAMING*

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Um 100%

@srj1990 @soythedemonqueen @kazosa 

If it’s not, I’m wearing myself out for nothing 🤷🏽‍♀️

music make you lose control x

My kink: Isaac Lahey in that grey cardigan

Y'all know what I’m talking about