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Kyle the Dingo

@theboywhocriedbanana

Im a banana
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Me: honestly im just so evil. so full of darkness. i feed off the souls of the living i strike fear into-
Friend: you sleep with a teddy bear
Me: hes my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
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Do not let adults steal this generation from you. Relish in selfies. Snapchat pictures of coffee to your friends, huddle around an iphone to watch Vines. Shamelessly love this generations commodities, like how your parents loved THEIR commodities, like disco or Hammer Pants or whatever else. Do not let angry adults take away your chance to experience the uniqueness of right now.

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i’m for my girls into cat sweaters and flower crowns and i’m for my girls who do drugs and want stick and poke tattoos and i’m for my girls who excel in academic settings and i’m for my girls who want to quit school and travel and i’m for my girls who want to date and i’m for my girls who want to have wild sex lives and i’m for my girls who want to wait till marriage or not have sex at all and i’m here for every single girl in between and every single girl who is none of these things or all of these things. i’m just here for my girls bruh

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zodiaccity

3 Things You Can Do To Make A Scorpio Smile

1. Assure them that they can trust you — your words, your actions, everything.

2. Talk about something they’re into, something that will be of interest to them. They’ll delight in being able to express their thoughts and opinions on what they like.

3. Support their dreams and give them extra boosts of encouragement whenever you can.

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How would your sign give gifts?

Taurus - They know what you want better than you do

Cancer - They’ve chosen your gift carefully

Virgo - They know exactly what you need

Libra - They always choose the finest things

Leo - They make sure you love what they give you

Aquarius - They usually give great, original things

Scorpio - If they care enough, you’ll love their present

Capricorn - Probably busy but they’ll buy you something nice

Pisces - They might not know what you want, but they’ll try hard

Aries - Well, they just bought the biggest/shiniest thing in the store

Sagittarius - They wanted to buy something so unique they just ended up wandering around without buying anything

Gemini - They forgot to buy you a gift, so last Christmas, you probably got a kit-kat and some money