The Bomb Diggity Of Bel Air

trying to fact check a very important post about what happens if you drink salt water (seawater) to see if my preconceived notions were simply myth or some shit and the first internet search results are this

this is a great lesson in why sources are important

I think we should start putting Wellness Industry people into the ocean

Nicola Coughlan talks Kate and Anthony in Bridgerton S3

This has probably been said before but good omens had made very clear aziraphale and Crowley's relationship at the end of season 1 for any doubters

Here Crowley says 'time to leave the garden,' like God had said 'the story ends as it began - in a garden,' not just referring to Adam young. The Garden of Eden represented their responsibilities as angel and demon, especially their very first responsibilities. Leaving the garden means leaving it all behind.

When they met in Berkeley Square, they met no longer as angel or demon but as lovers, 'the first meeting of two lovers in Berkeley Square.'

Gonna go scream now

It also means that they are leaving the garden in terms of - they are embracing free will.

In the garden, Adam and Eve were existing without making their own decisions, but once they bit the apple and learned free will, they had to leave.

It's the same with Aziraphale/Crowley. It's relatively obvious that they've always been able to make their own decisions, but they (and especially their old "sides") have always just seen them(selves) as pawns for their respective sides, with no ability to refuse a directive.

So it's talking about their freedom. They have to make it on their own, now, but also... they *get* to make it on their own. No being forced to the whims of heaven/hell. No more hiding their association with each other. They're free to make decisions about their own lives. It'll be somewhat scary, they only have each other, they're the first of their kinds to embrace it, but it'll be worth it in the end.

Some random giant squid after finding essentially a billionaire sardine tin

this site has learned to accept men's tits into their hearts. now i need you all to embrace women's flat chests.

friends

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

you understand

Oops, my hand slipped–

humanizations of websites have returned. nature is healing, capitalism is the virus

"I can fix him" "i can make him worse" I can pet him on the head like a dogy

can’t get over how the way they animated spider-punk made it so he disrupted every scene he was in, HIS EXISTENCE IN ITSELF IS PUNK

I saw a theory that the reason Miguel is a darker more agitated character than he traditionally is portrayed is because having to interact with more than 1 iteration of Peter Parker would fill anyone with an intense hatred in their heart and all things considered he is doing pretty well

Thank god finally

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"

discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care

this post has been up for a month and brought me endless joy. here are some names from the notes

i originally planned to make an update every month but the list has over doubled in length within 6 days. anyway here’s round 2 of pet names supreme

round 3!

hoo boy. round 4

spider kidz :P

things on my mind this week

Thanks flea

on the devotion between friends

on the cruelness of fifteen