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The moment you & your bae are walking in the mall holding hands & a middle-aged White lady scoffs at you & you can't figure out if she's homophobic, ignorant, racist, or a combination platter of all three 😂

“I’m Black, gay & a woman!” —-Cynthia Rose (Pitch Perfect)

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3 Types of People

Me: “I’m a lesbian, yes.”

Person 1: “Ohmygod, ew. You’re going to hell.”

Person 2: “Me too! We should date.”

Person 3: “I JUST MET A REAL LESBIAN. LIKE, NOT A FAKE ONE. A REAL LIFE LESBIAN IS IN FRONT OF ME OMG THIS IS SO COOL.”

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missalsfromiram-deactivated2020
Straight friend: *snickering* Are you the giver or the receiver?
Me: I'm the Giver. Here, let me show you - *places hands on their head*
Straight friend: umm wtf no thanks - *begins to tremble and sob as generations of memories pour into their conscious mind, shattering everything they thought they knew about the present world*