cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20
maybe this year i’ll get my life together *audience laughs in the background*
”when i was your age i-”
yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand
harry potter au where instead of nagini, lord voldemort had dat boi
and in the battle of hogwarts, neville’s rallying cry was “oh shit waddup!” as a frog unicycled frantically away from him
me, tryna get sebastian stan to come to my house: bucky barnes is a villain
sebastian stan, falling through my ceiling: binch what did u just say
lee jordan having a bad breakup with a quidditch player and using his commentator time to belt ‘since you’ve been gone’ across the quidditch pitch in the middle of a game
mcgonagall is sympathetic up to the second verse
hogwarts houses according to autocorrect
gruff indie, sly threonine, huff leprechaun, raven class
harry: i had a vision of sirius being in danger! we have to help him!
hermione: calm down, how do you know it was a real vision? you have to verify it
harry: well, since i'm perfectly willing to sneak out of hogwarts anyway, why don't we go to grimmauld place and see?
hermione: that's boring. let's see if we can contact him via umbridge's fire on an incredibly risky stealth mission instead
[later]
harry: kreacher says sirius has been kidnapped!
hermione: kreacher, the house elf that hates sirius and always has and has a giant list of reasons to lie to you?
harry: yeah, that one
hermione: shit, guess we gotta go on a secret rescue mission then
harry: that is the only logical course of action here
why is it that when remus lupin runs around naked in the forbidden forest it’s okay but when i do it i’m “creepy” and “should put some damn clothes on”
do you reckon the hogwarts staff room has a coffee maker or, like, just a vat full of vodka lovingly maintained by snape, who argues that you can’t get through one lesson with potter without even a shot, come on minerva
You said lube was a very important part of this movie [Captain America: The Winter Soldier] process.
ara-kita-deactivated20170823
“stop shipping real people!” they cry
“no” i respond, packing one more person into a box and sealing it shut. this one goes to fedex in the morning.
seb-gifs-deactivated20160603
“ Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else.”