white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

This is just not funny. Trite attempt at satirizing a target already constructed artificially from extremely on-the-nose traits. This post fails to elicit a chuckle, or even a faint smile. It carries the tone of a classic "orange cheeto man bad" skit, or perhaps even a "crazy sjw tells you to check your privilege" comic strip. Tiresome.

the guy fucking made a centipede made of dead ants and flies and you’re asking more of me? you’re asking me to think of something funnier than a guy who wants to make a long line of dead ants and flies in his house and then he calls that a centipede? do you think you could come up with something funnier than worlds youngest yet most verbose baby? do you even think you have it in your heart to debate youngest most verbose baby? because i’m telling you if you and youngest most verbose baby get in a debate about the ethics of comedy one of you will be walking out of that debate hall so eviscerated by facts and logic so hard that you’re a charred skeleton with flames on its head like in gmod, and let me tell you what buddy. it’s not gonna be the fuckin baby.

HOW DOES SHE KEEP RUNNING INTO THEM

you. get back here.

I came across the original video of the seagull meme! What a glorious day! I never realized it was a video, let alone a full throat and hearty evil villain laugh!

Based on the memes pics I thought it screamed bloody murder, not laugh like a cartoon villain 🤣

This stone  with impressions of snail shells on it gives it an alien like appearance.

My oven beeping is a tender cry of attention like that of a wanting child. The machine spirit is being both mischievous, and desirous of comfort.

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

This... Puts it in amazing terms.

Like $250,000 to me is a house. A whole ass house. Paid off, no mortgage.

And to a billionaire it's the equivalent of me buying a fancy iced coffee.

Damn.

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...

[full song]

Hey, that staff looks fa-

flashback to when MLK Jr said the worst group in the US for black rights wasn't the lawmakers passing Jim Crow laws or the KKK but the white moderate. That it was the white moderate who was forcing the country to find a middle ground between civil rights and genocide which allowed the continued systematic mistreatment of the African American community

This one's kind of not large just being honest

isolated him

Thanks I feel safer now

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

i was looking up archery gloves for a reference and i was expecting those sexy hand lingerie things you see in movies so i nearly threw up laughing when i saw these fucking things

Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then

"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

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