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Anonymous asked:
Who are you??? And why are you always on my dash???
Your computer just wanted to show you funny posts and you are mad??
you think you're funny
I need you to like and follow right fucking now
tumblr is the best place to compare loose screws
#tumblr study#tumblr#shitpost#mine is that i watch what happens out of interest instead of intervening in situations in general including when it could be problematic for#me like i used to set routes and navigate for drivers at a job and instead of telling my usual guy he put the address in wrong i let him#drive all the way across houston to the wrong address before saying anything cause i wanted to see what he would do if he made us#be thirty minutes late on our route that day he was chill tho i act this way often
average people are like type 2 diabetics but instead of being incapable of absorbing insulin they are just incapable of absorbing information
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unrelated, but you are also julius caesar
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Happy Mar10 day! 🌟🍄
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So whats up guys
it's pretty soon
spam message gave up?? i wasnt done talking to you bitch
super evil water balloon that i am gonna suspend above your door
boozy is a suburban white woman word
happy day that cw flash traveled into the future to
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My body is a machine that turns 9:55 p.m. into 10:55 p.m.
it turned into 4:00 a.m.
would u even breathe out a little extra air through your nose in humor at my post?
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My body is a machine that turns 9:55 p.m. into 10:55 p.m.
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In the war for dominion over earth, many believe USA or China to come out on top.. no one expects the lowly rat islands off the coast of Alaska to perhaps win this race. The islands where rats are. and where the largest recorded earthquake in history, recorded at a magnitude of 8.7 happened. Perhaps in the future we will all be waving their flag?
What???
THE PEOPLE OF RAT ISLAND HAVE FALLEN
the largest earthquake was a 9.5 in Chile...
For rats this was the biggest one
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Glad tumblr live is being removed. Tumblr needs to focus on its strengths, that must've been such a massive waste of resources. use that money to live forever tumblr.
I wish tumblr would also remove the live feature from you
who are you? and why do you hate that yellow rat so?
it is because my body is a machine that turns clout into ego
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And stay down, shitty website
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thats right twitter freaks, come to papa
if they've validated elon for this long do you really think they'll satisfy you?