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@thebillsterbo1

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prokopetz

Categories of people who point at the main character two thirds of the way through a movie and ask "who's that guy":

  1. Tired
  2. Easily distracted
  3. Simultaneously consuming another, unrelated piece of media and thinks they're much better at multitasking than they really are
  4. Has trouble with faces and needs clarification regarding which of several characters with vaguely similar haircuts they're currently looking at
  5. Needs to consume media in ten-minute stretches with rest breaks in between or else their brain gets full and starts discarding information at random
  6. Mentally left the room 45 minutes ago and is only now returning
  7. Gets films mixed up with such striking efficiency that they've already confused the plot of the movie they're currently watching with the plot of a completely different movie featuring one or more of the same actors
  8. Started writing fanfic in their head while they watched, then returned their attention to the film only to discover that their headcanons have diverged so rapidly in that brief span that the source material is now unrecognisable
  9. Watches with perfect attentiveness, but fundamentally does not experience film as a medium which relates a connected narrative; each scene is a moment in time, bare and gleaming, with no necessary relation to what's come before and no necessary import with respect to what comes after
  10. Knows perfectly well who that guy is; is just trying to annoy you
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kibumkim

There’s a very easy solution to this.

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robotpussy

this is what he sounds like

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unnamednpc

Ya’ll I have to point out

The chart? Covers from 1998 to 2022... It’s 2023. That’s 25 years. Of course he’s trying to dump the reputation.