If bats had Tumblr:

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🌵 flowerfeeder Follow

insane when you eat nectar and then get a bug in your mouth. like how does benefit either of us

🦂 piebaldpallid Follow

nutrience.

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🩸 rotund-rotundus Follow

pissing the entire time while feeding on blood is your body giving you an s rank

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🦇 mymymyotis Follow

anyone else sick of the moths jamming their echolocation

🦋 eye-of-the-tigermoth Follow

lmao git gud

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IKIKIKIKIKIKIK

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FKFKFKFKFKFKFK

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🍈 fruitcrunch Follow

how tf do i remember where all these fruit trees are but not who i hooked up with last breeding season

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🥭loosey-juicey Follow

how the hell do you guys eat bugs all year but live where it snows all winter. like do you just leave

🐞 laserious Follow

we just leave.

🐛 eptesicus-serotonin Follow

some of us hibernate! :) during hibernation we go "torpid" which means our metabolism just slows down a lot so we don't need to go out and eat every night

🐞 laserious Follow

we just leave.

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🍍 rousettus-stone Follow

what the fuck do frog-eating bats even eat. i hope you guys are having fun tho

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name threw you for a loop huh

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Miss Clawthorne

Anya and Chimera x Calvin and Hobbes

The whole Reddit thing is an especially striking example of corporate brain rot because, like, they managed to build their entire business model on the back of exploiting vast quantities of unpaid volunteer labour, and successfully convinced the entire Internet that this is a normal state of affairs. How do you fuck that up? How do you convince yourself that instituting a de facto demand for your very nearly 100% volunteer workforce to pay you for the ability to use the tools that are required to do their job is anything other than cutting your own throat?

Like, do they just not grasp the fundamentals of their own business model? Do they not realise that they're a for-profit business in the unimaginably envious position of employing a largely volunteer workforce? That's the only place I can imagine the idea coming from of going to people who doing the work of employees for free and saying "actually, you should pay us for the privilege of working for us".

the wired article on this is great, Servin was ahead of his time

suicide squad 3 scene where someone asks why harley is in jail this time and it’s just a cut to bruce the hyena at a tea party with rpatz bruce wayne duck taped to a chair opposite of him. harley; I figured kidnapping a big wig like bruce wayne would a caught bats attention but I got dropkicked by a butler instead

rick flag (back from the dead bc I say so): didn’t your ex hold up a bank for like twelve hours once and threaten to kill bruce wayne but the bat never showed?

bloodsport: actually, I don’t think batman’s ever saved wayne and the man’s been in at least six hostage situations. tad strange honestly

harley: omg I can’t believe we never noticed before

harley: batman HATES bruce wayne

...Just read this thread. JUST READ IT.

This is 100% worth reading--important information presented in an entertaining way.

(If you want to know more, many major news agencies have published & annotated the actual indictment documents; here's CNN's version.)

So there is a movie called Ghost Shark, and this is pretty much all you need to know about it.

I say this with genuine love: I love this rash of small time internet creators starting the most unlistenable tabletop roleplaying podcasts you've ever heard. It feels like a companion to how every group of 20somethings in the 1990s used to have a shitty garage band. We need more of that shit.

One can only spend so long watching the big name actual-plays studiously pretend that they're not workshopping the hell out of their character concepts and major plot points and that the professional voice actor GM's clever monologues aren't 100% rehearsed before it starts to feel strangely refreshing to listen to a group try to wring a coherent narrative out of a group of player characters who barely occupy the same genre and a pre-written scenario that the GM is clearly reading for the first time as they're running it.

The conversation

Vivaldi on his deathbed in 1741: please, put it into my will that the first movement of my Spring concerto can only be used to indicate fancy settings in cartoons or as hold music for the absolute worst call centres.

Vivaldi's lawyer: Antonio what the FUCK does this mean

cat shouldnt be in the toilet but it is

The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek

We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?

If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.

Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.

Not going to lie, I saw the word “Shrek” and never expected this to be a deep post.

On the being deep about Shrek website?

The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.

the notes are so right. You don't bother to check every egg until the day one is cracked.

Thinking of Granolah saga and just imagine how proud Bulma would be if she finds out Vegeta made a new friend

Vegeta my sweet feral Gremlin you're doing soooo good

This is so fucking funny Icantbreath-

Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

African wild dogs are one of my favorite animals. Those huge round circle ears and tricolored coats. I love you African wild dogs

HEY. HEY. HOW DID YOU GET OUT??? HEY-