Moebius

remember when u were a kid and the movies you could watch were limited to like. whatever was on tv at that moment and the like 4 VHS tapes you had. do not miss that

rb this and put in the tags what movie u watched over and over and over again as a kid. mine was the lion king

My parents instituted a rule so early I can’t remember them making the decision that I was not allowed to watch a thing more than once a day, and it still feels incredibly wrong to me to rewatch a movie or a show in the same day. For a long time I thought this was for their sanity, but when they found out that’s what I thought, they told me it was because they were worried that watching stuff on loop would warp a kid’s mind.

Anyway, I still watched Lady and the Tramp and The Little Mermaid so much that I have a hard time actively noticing the details rather than letting everything wash over me uncritically.

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

via reddit.com

Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving

this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally

brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround. he can share the power with others

but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say "dramatic video game cutscene" and then going "got it, mario and luigi."

Okay but if the studios were willing to make any concessions about pay, respect, or not replacing them with a "make a movie" button, it could be over. So.

Record Profits

Oh also I’ve had people say this comic is inaccurate because this is the kind of talk they’d be giving to the board and let me tell you, I was a literal temp worker at a warehouse and I sat through multiple meetings just like this.

This is too good to stay in the replies:

1990s sci-fi television makeup is like "is this character supposed to be a space alien, or just old?"

"is this character meant to be a space alien or are they just wearing a very Avant Garde wig"

Is this character meant to be a space alien or is that just her hat

People literally died for that.

Jenny

http://smbc-comics.com/comic/jenny 

http://smbc-comics.com/comic/jenny

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

the scientific name for the grackle is gracula quiscula so now next time i see a grackle i will call it count gracula

please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

a samurai has sheathed his sword really slowly and everyone is freaking out but its been like 15 minutes and nothing has happened yet