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popular interview styles, stuff like:

the buzzfeed puppy interview or 73 questions, or if your feeling chaotic, celebrity skin care routines or something else entirely…

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(Please excuse how long this took. I ended up watching a lot of these interviews so I could get the format down. It is very chaotic. Anyway—)

SO THERE’S THIS FUNKY LITTLE AURA TO EVERY BRUCE WAYNE INTERVIEW

  • And that aura is a trembling little chihuahua in a sweater. Let’s begin :)
  • There are multiple compilations of Bruce Wayne looking uncomfortable or awkward in interviews. It’s become a meme in Gotham.
  • He doesn’t know how not to be awkward. Let’s put it that way.
  • They always have to double mic him because he mumbles so much.
  • 99% of the time, he looks like would rather be anywhere but in that chair.
  • So why do them? Two reasons:

1. to promote any charity or other humanitarian project that Wayne Enterprises is leading

2. he lost a bet to Alfred

  • The first reason is just business ofc, but interviewers will STILL always try to get something out of him. (It never works.)
  • “So Mr. Wayne, the public’s dying to know. Are you dating anyone?” Bruce, frantically eyeing his notecards: “The turtles are going extinct.
  • The second one is much funnier because Alfred takes the liberty of signing him up for the most interesting one he can find.
  • LIKE???

WIRED: “Autocomplete Interview”

  • The first of this betting tradition gone wrong.
  • He’s just so pure in this one
  • “Did Bruce Wayne adopt a son?” “Yes! His name is Richard, Dick for short, and he is the light of my life.”
  • “Does Bruce Wayne run Wayne Enterprises?” “Yes, but I tend to put most of my time into Wayne Tech and the Wayne Foundation.”
  • “How much does Bruce Wayne tip?” “I usually just ask if they have any debt they need help with or what their rent is. It’s really no bother. I like to help :)”
  • “How did Bruce Wayne become rich?” “I inherited a lot of money at a young age. *whispering* Please don’t ask me for financial advice.”
  • “Where does Bruce Wayne live?” Gotham City, New Jersey! Lovely place…just don’t look at the crime rate.”
  • “Are Bruce Wayne and Batman dating?” “….What the fuck?”
  • “Is Bruce Wayne vegetarian?” “Yes. I don’t like killing things :(“
  • “Bruce Wayne…parents.” “…this isn’t a question-“

VOGUE: “24 Hours with Bruce Wayne”

  • Alfred was SO WRONG FOR THIS ONE
  • “So this is my living room…I really like black.”
  • There’s a little counter in the corner of the video for how much he spends in a day (99% is just tipping and donating)
  • They attend meetings with him for the latest charity campaign.
  • They ask him questions while he’s being styled for a photoshoot.
  • The juicy bits come when night falls
  • He keeps trying to get away so he can do Batman things
  • “Oh would you look at the time! I’m going to bed.” “Isn’t your room that way?” “Wow! You’re right! I completely forgot.”
  • He insists that the news stays on in the background while they film the late night portion
  • *bat screeches in the distance* “Those darn…mice.”
  • Police sirens can be heard in the distance, and Bruce just so happens to go to the bathroom for an hour.
  • Alfred (bless him, he feels horrible for organizing this) does his Absolute Best to distract the crew
  • “Master Wayne, there’s a foreign investor on the phone.”
  • “Master Wayne, why don’t you help me prepare a late night snack for our guests?”
  • “Master Wayne, your son would like you to read him another bedtime story.”
  • “Master Wayne, your friends here seem a bit tired. Why don’t you all take a break?”
  • When Bruce comes back, he has this weird black residue clumped in his eyelashes. Also, he has a fresh bruise on his face? “I slipped in the shower.

BuzzFeed: “Thirst Tweets”

  • (Do you really think I wouldn’t include this? Have you met me?)
  • Bruce thought he was doing the Puppy Interview. He was too scared to correct them.
  • He tries to be polite the whole time, but he’s just…so flustered.
  • As usual, it starts out pretty tame and wholesome
  • “I just wanna boop him on the nose and snuggle him in a blanket and make him hot chocolate.” “Thank you :) I do like hot chocolate.”
  • “Bruce Wayne is so babygirl I just wanna ball him up and chew him like bubblegum” “I don’t think I understand the first part?”
  • “Why aren’t we talking about how gorgeous Bruce Wayne? Nobody talks enough about how gorgeous Bruce Wayne is. He is gorgeous. Bruce Wayne. Did you know how gorgeous Bruce Wayne is?” Bruce just hides his face behind his hands and mumbles, “Thanks.”
  • Then it gets worse :)
  • “Bruce Wayne could literally snap me in half and use me as a glow stick” Slightly concerned, “I don’t want to snap anyone in half.”
  • “Yes, the rumors are true. I am a sl- can I read that? A [redacted] for Bruce Wayne.” “Are you sure I’m allowed to say that?”
  • “Bruce Wayne can suffocate me and I’d resurrect just to say thank you” “Wait no, but that’s bad. Please don’t thank me :(”
  • “I would eat Bruce Wayne’s ass so hard. I would do anything he asked of me” “I…I will not be asking that. What-”
  • “I want to suck the soul out of Bruce Wayne’s [redacted] like a gogurt.” “…is this…a public twitter account??”
  • “I wanna bend- …oh.” “I wanna bend Bruce Wayne over, pull his hair, make him arch his back and wreck…him like an iron fist going through a wet sheet of paper.” *blushing furiously* “…That’s a really vivid metaphor.

BBC 1: “Kids Ask Difficult Questions”

  • Underrated, honestly
  • I have a lot feelings about this one.
  • As usual, their starting line is, “Of course, if you refuse any of these questions, it means you hate children.” Bruce looks terribly distraught at that notion and tries to be honest as possible
  • Starts with cute stuff, and he MELTS at the kids’ cute voices
  • “Hi, Bruce Wayne! My name’s Katelyn, and my favorite fruit is pineapple. What’s the best birthday party you ever had?” “I don’t really like parties, but my son, Dick, and I went to the zoo for my 30th birthday :) We had a lot of fun.”
  • “My name’s Patrick. I’m eight, and I love legos. Have you ever worked with anybody you didn’t like?” *nods furiously* “I work with a lot of people I don’t like.”
  • “Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?” *makes a face* “Batman, obviously.”
  • “My name’s Emily, and I love arts and crafts. What’s the last lie you’ve told?” “…I don’t hate children. I promise you, I don’t-
  • “Hi Bruce! My name’s Jack, and I’m 7 year olds. How much money do you have, and can I borrow some for the book fair?” *producing his wallet out of habit* “Too much! Is like £100 enough?”
  • “Hi Bruce! My name’s Kitty, and I’m 8 years old :) What’s your biggest regret in life?” “I have so many regrets. *long pause* My emo phase.” “Oh, really? When was that.” “…two years ago.
  • The last one breaks your heart oh god
  • “Hi Bruce, my name’s Darna, and I’m six. My mum told me about what happened when you were a kid. My friend’s mum just passed away, and I want to ask: What should I do to make her happy again?” Bruce gets really quiet for a moment then gently talks about grief in a kid-friendly manner. He talks about how, sometimes, it’s okay to be sad, but with the help of others, their friend can hopefully process it and move forward. “Encourage them to talk to someone if it they are still having a bad time. Thank you for trying to help your friend, Darna.”
  • Wayne Health just so happens to offer free grief counseling in their London and Manchester offices that same year.

First We Feast: “HOT ONES”

  • He suffers, and he suffers BAD
  • Like yes, he’s pretty good with spices (cuz he’s trained in a lot of places where spicy food is the Norm TM so he had to assimilate pretty quickly)
  • But he is also exactly the kind of person who would accidentally touch his face
  • He’s doing pretty well, barely flinching at the halfway point. Sean Evans is pretty impressed when Da Bomb is next, and Bruce barely reacts.
  • “How are you doing?” “Pretty good, I think? I mean, that one surprised me, but I’m fine.” “You are tearing up a little bit.” “Oh, really?” *rubs eyes without thinking*
  • The room goes dead quiet.
  • Bruce: “…[REDACTED].”
  • THE PAIN
  • Bruce freaks out and pours ice water over his eyes to flush out the heat.
  • It does. Not. work!!
  • The crew frantically tries to help but it’s too late and he’s got ice cold water all down his face and shirt now
  • Also he can no longer feel his eyes.
  • In the end, he just quietly suffers through the rest while looking like a drowned cat
  • Sean, worried: “Are you sure it doesn’t hurt too bad? You took that…surprisingly well.”
  • Bruce, in excruciating pain, tears running down his face: “I’m fine.

Anthony Padilla: “I SPENT A DAY WITH THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD”

  • Down-to-earth is how I’d describe this one
  • Anthony is just magical
  • He is great at matching his interviewee’s energy. It’s probably the most proper interview with Bruce Wayne that doesn’t end in disaster.
  • How does he do it?
  • Gossip.
  • “Now, would you say this feud Lex Luthor has started is mutual or one-sided?” “Definitely one-sided.” “Really? Do you have an idea as to why he keeps trying to slander you?” “I don’t know, but I wouldn’t consider him the most honest guy.” “What makes you say that?” “He’s made a lot of empty promises to Metropolis about improving the economy.” “*gasp* What kind of promises?” “It’s been how many years since he promised to donate $10 million to Metropolis public schools?” “Not the children!” “I KNOW!!”
  • “What are your thoughts on Gotham City’s famous vigilante, Batman, and his particular brand of justice?” “I think that Batman is doing the best he can for Gotham.” “Do you approve or disapprove of any of his practices?” “I don’t like when he was so violent :/“
  • “So I heard that you’ve become a sort of meme in Gotham.” “Oh no.” “For this segment, we’ll be going through some of the most viral photos of you on the internet. And there are a lot.” “Oh god.” “Why don’t you explain this photo and the context behind it?” *dying inside*
  • “Which would you say is your favorite charity to work with?” “Well, I have a lot of favorites! There is the Gotham City Disaster Relief Fund, The Real Change Foundation with Mayor Real, Food for Thought which provides free school lunches across the country. The Wayne Foundation is donating to just about everything under the sun. The Children’s Recreation Project gives money to rec centers in underdeveloped neighborhoods-“
  • Bruce is so relaxed by the end. A complete breath of fresh air
  • Anthony Padilla, bless him, is really gentle about the topic of Bruce’s parents. They only cover it for like one question, then move on, but the question is, “How has the death of your parents influenced your perspective on the world today?”
  • Bruce goes into a monologue about how he now has a much more personal perspective on both politics and greed. He’s made it his quest to lower the crime rate in Gotham City through his positive influence on the community: supporting the Justice system, connecting with local communities, closing the wealth gap by personally donating to homeless shelters, soup kitchens, crisis centers, and educational funds. “I used to believe that seeking retribution would take away the grief that I feel. But after the flood two years ago, and Gotham City experienced this sort of collective loss, I realized that what we need is hope for a better tomorrow. And love is always stronger than hatred.”
  • It’s really sweet :(

Buzzfeed: “PUPPY INTERVIEW”

  • This was Alfred’s apology for Hot Ones
  • Bruce is literally vibrating with excitement
  • “Where’s the puppy?” “They’re coming.” “…There’s more than one?!
  • He gets trampled by them
  • He literally can’t breathe for a minute from how happy he is.
  • You know when you’re voice goes higher up in pitch the more excited you get? They literally can’t hear him. Only the dogs can.
  • He talks to them like they understand him, like he uses a baby voice, but it’s a completely normal conversation, but for some reason they always understand him
  • Come here. Wanna sit in my lap?” “That one’s actually a bit timid.” *puppy gently tumbles into his lap* “…okay.”
  • *puppy yapping over Bruce’s answer* “Shhhhh…inside voice, please.” Puppy immediately quiets down to the surprise of the whole staff
  • What I’m trying to say is Disney Princess Bruce Wayne, OKAY??
  • He’s just laying on the floor the whole time while they climb all over him
  • “I’m sorry, what was the question?”
  • Watching one gnaw on his finger like a chew toy “Oh, you’re so big and strong.
  • “I forgot the question. Can you repeat that?”
  • And what’s your name?” “I’m gonna call you Princess :D
  • They are ripping his sweater to shreds. (It costs more than a car, but does he give a shit? NO.)
  • Actually trying to answer the question for once: “I think I would maybe go into…” *puppy licks his face* “*tearing up* oh my god
  • One of them falls asleep in his HANDS
  • The older dogs come in later (all courtesy of a nearby shelter) and he is so kind and gentle with them :(
  • They’re queuing up the next question, and Bruce literally falls asleep with a big fluffy senior dog on his chest.
  • (They have to wake him up. He is very groggy for the rest of the interview, but it just makes his baby voice cuter.)
  • “Can I adopt all of them?” Alfred, off screen: “No.” “Why not?”
  • He’s pouting up a goddamn storm when he is told that he can’t adopt Princess
  • Until, “There’s a kitten interview??!!?!? Can I do that too?”
  • Hence the first time ever that Bruce volunteers to be interviewed

OKAY THAT’S ALL I HAVE THIS WAS A LOT OF WORK SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ISTG I READ YOUR GUYS’ TAGS LIKE THE MORNING PAPER

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :DDDD

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I am rewatching season 3 of TWD, and can I just it? I understand why Shane had to go, but at the same time, him and Rick would’ve been so good together. Like, just the duo, The Governor wouldn’t have stood a chance.
Man, I just want to see some fics with Rick and Shane being best buddies, is that so much to ask? I just need them to help each other and maybe kill the Governor together. Maybe have them co-parenting Judith because they aren’t sure who the daddy is. Maybe, just maybe, Rick wouldn’t lose his fuckin mind with his someone from the past with him, but I guess I can understand if he did.

Recently, I’ve just been thinking about Jason and how much he desperately needs a hug.

Like, imagine it’s raining outside and you just got home, or you hear him come in. You head into the living room and he’s just on the couch, looking like he’s had one of the worst days but trying to hide it. Without saying anything you just go stand in front of him and hold out your arms, which gives him the opportunity to decline. But he doesn’t; instead he also holds out his arms and you climb onto his lap (because let’s be honest, the man is huge and can’t really climb onto yours). This is something that the two of you do on a regular basis. Once you’re settled in his lap, his arms wrapped around your waist, your around his shoulders, he rests his head against your chest and you begin to scratch either his back or the nape of his neck. You guys just stay like that for a while until he either decides it’s time to talk about what happened or that it’s time to make dinner.

It’s just– AHHH!!!!!

Territorial

(Gally x Reader)

Hello, excuse me, coming through - I bring you more jealous Gally ♥️ Because I like it. It’s fun. Maybe I like it a little too much lol Enjoy!

The Safe Haven was growing more and more stunning every day. Thriving like the little patch of paradise it was. Neither you, nor any of your friends had ever seen anything like it, and now this place was your home. A hard-earned one, at that.

Though it was all very new, some aspects did call back to familiar times.

Much like it was in the glade, everyone did their part. Worked tirelessly and readily to make the place into something they always dreamed of.

The plantations were never at a shortage of people wanting to help in any way they could.

New huts and sheds were being built with such expert speed, it almost seemed like they were growing right out of the ground. Mostly thanks to your beloved boyfriend - the best builder the Safe Haven had to offer.

imprinting and color !

Okay so i'm in the middle of a uni essay but I had an idea about imprinting.

So we know SMeyer was pretty lax about imprinting when she created it and most, including myself, of us rewrite a lot of the lore. To get rid of racist stereotypes on native men etc.

I present to you that when the boys phase for the first time they go color blind.

Wolves recognize black and white extremely well and it would be a beautiful concept if the first time after these painful shifts they see color for the first time in months... possibly years!

It would gift them something that was taken from them by imprinting. It's a very common motif in soulmate writings that a soulmate brings color back into your life or that au's where you see your soul mate and your world erupts into a marvel of color. Imagine how disorientating it would be, how they could barely breathe because of it.

I'm definitely going to write this soon! maybe paul lahote or embry call or even jacob black ! If anyone else writes this tag me ! {and ref this post of course}

Y/N: I made this friendship bracelet for you. Aemond: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. Y/N: You don’t have to wear… Aemond: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Anonymous asked:

hi!! I was wondering your take on aemond/aegon falling for someone with selective mutism/who goes nonverbal? <3

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pairing: Aemond Targaryen x nonverbal!reader

notes: wasn’t feeling any inspo for Aegon so I just did Aemond for these headcanons, hope that’s okay!

  • The opposite of his elder brother, Aemond has been an observer of the court. Aegon had loved the attention being a prince brought him but even more the loss of his eye, the children of the court circling around Aemond had unnerved him. Then, he had not understood what it appeared like when the daughters and sons of lords said honeyed words to him in hopes of the privileges that came with the friendship of a Targaryen prince, but still, he could find some distaste in their actions. Aegon might have loved it but Aemond wanted to be left alone than be surrounded by insincere people.

just realized that when criston and harwin start throwing hands, aegon backs away and aemond reaches for him to push him further away to safety, going so far as to stand between his older brother and the threat.

they've already internalized their roles as king and protector so much so that even as children they fall into them instinctively, wordlessly, and you expect me to be NORMAL about them???

My beloveds

Dude, a part of me wants to write a Neteyam fic just because I really like this semi-elaborate story line I am creating in my mind. At the same time, however, I can’t really find a single difference between what is in my head and what I have already consumed. I might just ask other people to write the fics for me idk.

Very little people have seen this but if even one person wants a little glimpse of the bullet points I’m using as plot builders, I would be willing to share it. I’m just a tired, lonely, little rogue (I quite literally just realized my username is spelled wrong help me)

Omg look! It’s the person that reads x reader fanfictions to cope with the fact that having a relationship with a person in real life would be extremely underwhelming and no one is perfect even though their standards are up to perfection because of the same fictional characters they read x readers about!

Can you both... Shut the fuck up. I didn't need to be called out at 11pm on a Monday no less

Okay, so this will probably get like nothing, but I had a dream and I think it would be a great story.

The dream was about a baby boy whose mother was trapped in a tower made of thorns. She had the child, and decided she didn't want him, so she dropped him out the window. Instead of dieing, the baby rolled safely down each vine of thorns until he reached the arms of another woman who also lived within the vines. She was happy to have the child and raised him as her own. The only problem was that she was poor, and could barely afford to feed herself, let alone the child too. So she steals food, from carnivals, circuses, events, ect., So she can feed the child and herself. The most that happens to her is she gets told that a poor wench like her shouldn't be at these events, but she's never arrested or removed or anything like that.

One day a tall, dark man bursts through the door to their thorn home and the mother forces the child, who is now closer to eight or nine, to hide under the bed. Apparently the man is the man of great power that had granted the mother something in exchange for her first born children. I think it was less of 'give me your baby once you have one' and more of 'have my baby, I want you so bad' and honestly I'm not complaining because the dude was kinda hot. Then I was forced into first person view to watch this man, barge into the home, the child be stuffed under the bed, and then having to watch as the man finds the boy. The man looks at the boy, then the woman, and says 'you remember our agreement? Have that child soon and you'll get to keep him' [not talking about the first born, talking about the already nine year old child] and then he leaves.

Then I wake up, wanting this to be a story because goddamn it, that would make some great shit. A seemingly evil wizard, or warlock, or whatever in the fuck that is totally being misunderstood on the protag's mother's situation, and it being revealed towards the end 'like no, I didn't actually want your child, I wanted you but I'm socially awkward and have no way with women and thought that was how you do it'. Also, this guy just really likes this kid and is so happy that he got saved by his now mother. I also wanna see some real mother action, like they come across her towards the middle of the book on accident, and she just starts listing all these reasons she never wanted the child. Okay, probably not that part, but still. It would make a great book.

Okay, what??? When did I make this??? What was going on in my dreams?

Okay, so this will probably get like nothing, but I had a dream and I think it would be a great story.

The dream was about a baby boy whose mother was trapped in a tower made of thorns. She had the child, and decided she didn't want him, so she dropped him out the window. Instead of dieing, the baby rolled safely down each vine of thorns until he reached the arms of another woman who also lived within the vines. She was happy to have the child and raised him as her own. The only problem was that she was poor, and could barely afford to feed herself, let alone the child too. So she steals food, from carnivals, circuses, events, ect., So she can feed the child and herself. The most that happens to her is she gets told that a poor wench like her shouldn't be at these events, but she's never arrested or removed or anything like that.

One day a tall, dark man bursts through the door to their thorn home and the mother forces the child, who is now closer to eight or nine, to hide under the bed. Apparently the man is the man of great power that had granted the mother something in exchange for her first born children. I think it was less of 'give me your baby once you have one' and more of 'have my baby, I want you so bad' and honestly I'm not complaining because the dude was kinda hot. Then I was forced into first person view to watch this man, barge into the home, the child be stuffed under the bed, and then having to watch as the man finds the boy. The man looks at the boy, then the woman, and says 'you remember our agreement? Have that child soon and you'll get to keep him' [not talking about the first born, talking about the already nine year old child] and then he leaves.

Then I wake up, wanting this to be a story because goddamn it, that would make some great shit. A seemingly evil wizard, or warlock, or whatever in the fuck that is totally being misunderstood on the protag's mother's situation, and it being revealed towards the end 'like no, I didn't actually want your child, I wanted you but I'm socially awkward and have no way with women and thought that was how you do it'. Also, this guy just really likes this kid and is so happy that he got saved by his now mother. I also wanna see some real mother action, like they come across her towards the middle of the book on accident, and she just starts listing all these reasons she never wanted the child. Okay, probably not that part, but still. It would make a great book.

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50 Fluff Prompt List

  1. “Is that my shirt?” “You mean our shirt?”
  2. “It’s you, it always been you.”
  3. “You’re everything I could’ve wanted and more.”
  4. “Kiss me.”
  5. “Home stopped being a place when you entered my life.”
  6. “You should probably go home.” “But i’m already home.”
  7. “You’re an idiot.” “But you love me.”
  8. “I’d do anything for you.”
  9. “You took all the pillows so i’m using you as one.”
  10. “Stop moving and let me braid your hair.”
  11. “I’m so proud of you.”
  12. “Can you say that again?” “Were you not listening?” “No I was, I just like hearing your voice.”
  13. “I didn’t think it was possible to love someone this much.”
  14. “You are my family.”
  15. “I’m right here.”
  16. “Can you just please hold me?”
  17. “I’m pretty sure she/he’s my soulmate.”
  18. “you come here often?” “Well considering I work here, yes.”
  19. “You know, I think my parents would be proud if I brought you home.”
  20. “I just want to see you happy.”
  21. “I haven’t seen them smile like that in ages.”
  22. “You made me a better person. Thank you.”
  23. “This reminded me of you.”
  24. “Your hair is really soft.”
  25. “You’re really warm.”
  26. “Are you blushing?”
  27. “Can I stay here tonight.”
  28. “Because I love you.”
  29. “I’ve been in love with you since we were kids.”
  30. “I’m never going to leave you again. I promise.”
  31. “Make a wish.”
  32. “I love seeing your smile.”
  33. “Why are you wearing my sweater?” “Because it smells like you.”
  34. “I just want to be there fro you.”
  35. “I couldn’t just get you out of my mind.”
  36. “You’re a softie.”
  37. “You owe me.” “Fine, whatever you’d like.”
  38. “You’re safe now, I’m here.”
  39. “Why are you scared of loving?”
  40. “You are crushing me right now.”
  41. “Darling I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen.”
  42. “I love you.”
  43. “You’re an idiot.”
  44. “Take my hand. Just trust me.”
  45. “You’re hurt. Please just let me heal it.”
  46. “At least let me clean it.”
  47. “I told you to take care of yourself.”
  48. You’re the only thing that matters.”
  49. “Stay.”
  50. “Its okay, I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

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