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@thebeetleb0y

Just an autistic stoner. They/He. 23. There’s no theme here so just follow if you think I’m cute.

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Age: 23

Pronouns: he/they

I mostly blog about whatever my current hyperfixations are but the most recurring themes are marvel, hellaverse, and supernatural

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ok but chris is turning 15 in s9 so let’s make the skateboard storyline come full circle and let’s have buck buy chris a car and modify it so it’s accessible for chris to drive

buck does the research, he gets the permits, he deals with consultants, he works day and night to modify this car and surprises chris (and eddie) with it so chris never has to miss out on driving a car and the freedom that comes with that

and then he’s also the one to teach chris to drive because eddie is a passenger princess through and through

and eddie is inches away from proposing to buck then and there

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crazy that eddie brought home chris and tía pepa to remind buck he has a family who loves him, and then pepa encouraged buck to embrace change so he tried to leave the 118. i need this to come up when buck is distancing himself next season like

buck: i’m just trying to embrace change! like pepa told me to!

eddie: so my aunt, who calls you evancito and treats you like my wife, told you to embrace change, and you interpreted that to mean you should move out of our house and into a separate apartment, which is the same way we were living for years?

buck: um. well it’s—it’s not—

eddie: there are SO many actual changes that you could embrace. like getting a new tattoo or getting rid of your awful couch or actually verbally responding when i say beautiful earnest things to you or kissing me on the mouth—i’m just spitballing here, feel free to interrupt me if—mmph

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Buck every single season: I’ve decided I’m literal garbage and I’m transferring

118 every single season: no you aren’t, sit down and eat your lasagna, we love you

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Imagining a world where Shannon lives and she and Buck have bobbymichael levels of bestiesm. They take trips to the farmer's market together. He always sides with her when she and Eddie are fighting. They go out for brunch on the weekends. They take Christopher to the aquarium and when people mistake them for a couple they're like oh ew lol no. We could've had it all.

The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming

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People are always saying Eddie and Maddie need to interact for buddie reasons (and I agree), but I feel like a conversation between them about their experiences with parenthood would be fascinating considering they’ve both run from it, afraid they’d fail.

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I just rewatched an episode,the Buddie's fight at the supermarket in season 3 and I just laughed so hard because the faces everyone made were like:

especially Lena, girl I understand you, I would also be so confused by the homosexual vibe of those two.

*puts hands on hollywood exec's shoulders, staring unblinking into their eyes* listen to me. you will never get people who hate musicals to like musicals by making your musical less of a musical. if you hide the fact that your film is a musical in the advertising, you're going to get a lot of low ratings from people who hate musicals and went into your movie not expecting a musical and got one anyway. people who hate musicals will hate them no matter how realistic and diegetic and lowkey you try to make it. they will hate musicals even if you completely excise anything complicated, over the top, silly, or even slightly challenging. they will hate musicals even if you cut half the songs. they will hate musicals even if you cast that a-lister who can't sing worth a damn. stop trying to market to people who hate musicals. they're a lost cause. your audience should be people who love musicals. this half-assed middle ground pisses off both camps. just embrace the fact that your movie is a musical. lean into it. don't try and trick musical haters into coming to your film when you could be marketing to the theater kids. better cringe than a coward.

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i’ve become obsessed with kpop demon hunters specifically these three

pink poly club. sometimes a relationship is just a woman serving cunt and the two stray dogs who followed her home from the park

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thinking a lot about how Eddie can’t bear the vulnerability of outright asking Buck to stay and Buck can’t bear the humiliation of waiting to be asked outright to leave

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EXCUSE ME?????

you’re telling me… rumi and jinu had an AQUARIUM DATE??? god I would’ve done ANYTHING for this movie to be half an hour longer.

keep the jinu sacrifice but PLEASE they could’ve at least given us more scenes with them just being happy. 😭