it me
in this household we stan plague doctors
When I made a myastma joke in the family group chat my dad said that I don't have asthma so I shouldn't joke about that. He's not getting the medical cocaine when he gets ghosts in his blood

it me
in this household we stan plague doctors
When I made a myastma joke in the family group chat my dad said that I don't have asthma so I shouldn't joke about that. He's not getting the medical cocaine when he gets ghosts in his blood
remember, it's imperative to turn your aesthetic preferences into moral ones. you can't just dislike neutral colors, or glass-and-steel skyscrapers, or flat design, they have to be symbols of neoliberal capitalism in decay. it's incredibly important that you make sure everybody knows that the only reason anyone could like the things you don't like is that they're an empty shell of a person.
I Kissed a Girl being knocked off #1 on the Hot 100 by Disturbia which was knocked off by Live Your Life which was knocked off by So What which was knocked off by Womanizer which was knocked off by Single Ladies which was knocked off by Just Dance which was knocked off by My Life Would Suck Without You which was knocked off by Right Round which was knocked off by Poker Face is an insane run of HITS. We really said the Global Recession needs the cuntiest soundtrack.
Are you guys ok i rmr this shit making me want to off myself
it was genuinely one of the worst years for music i begged my mom to drive me to school so i didn't have to listen to the bus radio
It’s more of a pussy out kind of year
sick of how the old prophecies always leave out key details tbh. they’re like Yea Þere Will Come Þe Yeare Of Pusseye Outte but never add (Because Ye Shall Nevere Leave Yon Abode For Feare Of Þe Ravaging Plague) it’s such bullshit.
"If we got rid of the electoral college, we'd be a full democracy instead of a Democratic Republic and it wont be long until places like New York are making decisions for South Carolina. So I'll pass on that dictatorship, thanks."
Do you... know... anything about the government?
Do u guys think I should submit this for my activism class
I think it is a master piece and the peak of my graphic design skill
My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after
Salmon male grindset
Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS
Today I jerked it to the most beautiful thing in the world. A bouquet of 100 red roses
stuffing penis into the vending machine coin slot like Yessss you little slut take it. i'll have a sprite please
pennies. what i meant to say was pennies.
stacys mom turned me into a frog!
im eating flies and live inside a log!
stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!
now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog
stacys mom turned me into a frog!
im eating flies and live inside a log!
stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!
now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog