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@thebeesfees

I'm gonna bribe the officials I'm gonna kill all the judges its gonna take you fuckers ages to recover from all the damages

remember, it's imperative to turn your aesthetic preferences into moral ones. you can't just dislike neutral colors, or glass-and-steel skyscrapers, or flat design, they have to be symbols of neoliberal capitalism in decay. it's incredibly important that you make sure everybody knows that the only reason anyone could like the things you don't like is that they're an empty shell of a person.

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I Kissed a Girl being knocked off #1 on the Hot 100 by Disturbia which was knocked off by Live Your Life which was knocked off by So What which was knocked off by Womanizer which was knocked off by Single Ladies which was knocked off by Just Dance which was knocked off by My Life Would Suck Without You which was knocked off by Right Round which was knocked off by Poker Face is an insane run of HITS. We really said the Global Recession needs the cuntiest soundtrack.

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Are you guys ok i rmr this shit making me want to off myself

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it was genuinely one of the worst years for music i begged my mom to drive me to school so i didn't have to listen to the bus radio

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

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luigitornado

sick of how the old prophecies always leave out key details tbh. they’re like Yea Þere Will Come Þe Yeare Of Pusseye Outte but never add (Because Ye Shall Nevere Leave Yon Abode For Feare Of Þe Ravaging Plague) it’s such bullshit.

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"If we got rid of the electoral college, we'd be a full democracy instead of a Democratic Republic and it wont be long until places like New York are making decisions for South Carolina. So I'll pass on that dictatorship, thanks."

Do you... know... anything about the government?

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog