Btw I made a new tumblr

becforpresidentt

god

Jack Howard + (being adorable with) Darcy

Nazar Butkovski

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

hey when’s the last time you thought about how fucked up the ocean is

Lady Gaga bringing a fan who struggles with depression onstage and talking about her own struggles in front of a sold out O2 Arena in London. [x]

This is the ARTRAVE I was at :’((((

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

According to Vulcan mourning traditions, a death is mourned only if the life was wasted. Leonard Nimoy lived an incredible life and leaves behind a wonderful legacy - one of compassion, creativity, and kindness. Let’s honor his life and celebrate his legacy by making an effort to uplift and encourage our fellow travelers on this little blue planet. #LLAP

sexed-up-space-captain LLAP bro

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

Period Poem

Hannah fangirling over Beyoncé is like the best thing ever (x)

there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”

Electra Woman and Dyna Girl Stunts - (x)