These ain't your Granny's memes

Hoot Wireless Hoot Wireless

THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

false alarm it burns again

beautiful fat bitches everywhere

meant to say butches. this one’s for everybody now

"-964⁰C... Reason: Leaking United States Classified Documents" Babe they are putting you in cryosleep 😭

Perhaps the world of 2044 will be as different from ours as 1979 now seems from our present time. But let us also echo this wish into the future— may they have peace and happiness.

the best part of animorphs is the part where you get the animal's instincts when you morph them

i just want to run around the beach as a dog. i want that more than anything

oh btw reminder for monday!

even if it’s obscured by the moon!! it’s the quality of light rather than only the quantity—even during an eclipse sunlight is very high energy and looking directly at it will burn your retinas and can cause permanent vision loss!! so don’t do it unless you have proper eyewear!!!

got all dripped out to watch the eclipse today after a week of wearing nothing but cargo pants and sweatshirts to various social functions you can't make this shit up

Super Mario 64 Online

Tacoma, Washington. (May 2021)

My cat sounding like Marge Simpson

Imma need some Frank's Red Hot before I attempt that

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

this is next level

Kings

(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why