"hey, i wonder if we can brush our teeth and do situps at the same time, to maximize the efficiency of our daily routine," i say to myself.

"no," myself says to me moments later, toothpaste spit running down the back of his throat as he angles his torso up and down repeatedly. "there's a reason we don't do that, actually."

[wheatley voice] not a moron! let's just be clear on this: not a moron.

that is a great idea, i will try that