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Musicals and stuff

@theatreho

20, they/them, Musical theatre/crazy ex girlfriend/some gay shit sometimes. Terfs can get the fuck out

bitches hate when other people are in the kitchen because they’ve spent their entire lives being criticized for doing tasks imperfectly and having their eating habits policed and now have incredible anxiety about other people judging their cooking choices that can’t be easily explained in a few words as to why they’re acting so hostile about someone else being near them during this very vulnerable process. it’s me, i’m bitches

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.

   j,jm,               ‘[pkot orley, gt+

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okay okay so my Stardew farm is named “Gay Farm” because why not, right? anyway I keep forgetting that I named it that. and sometimes I get dialogue where people refer to the farm and it always catches me off guard. but this one has to be the absolute funniest one I’ve ever fucking encountered

new critical thought: is the celebrity that everyone is calling a ““fashion icon”” really that fashionable or are they just skinny and rich?

*swings my bat at the hornets nest* 

LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT BELLA’S WEARING!! EXACTLY THAT!!

@robertjosephmaccready​ these tags are *chefs kiss*

The hatred of fat people affects everyone, but targets women the most.

OBSESSED with the fact that there’s a redditor out there who calls themselves “PISS BOT” but carries themselves with the unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman. 

BYE KSKDLAMDKDSM

I cannot tell you guys how much I’ve laughed at this yesterday, the comments on the willow mv are PRICELESS! 😂😂

For those of you wondering what the Swift rule is, every time Taylor releases an album, Corinthians (one of the big soccer teams in Brazil) doesn’t lose the previous and upcoming game. Like, never. And this weekend they were going to play the currently best team in Brazil, and regional rival. The other team was on a winning streak, but the swift rule is unbeatable.

But it doesn’t stop there!! People really believe taylor is some kind of patron saint of Corinthians, not only the Swift rule is definitely a thing, but Corinthians had never won a national championship while Taylor wasn’t born, first time was in 1990. And there is more, back in the day we still had playoffs for the main championship, and guess when was the final that crowned Corinthians champion? December 13th.

SOME GEMS ON THE WILLOW MV COMMENTS:

“saint george in heaven (patreon saint of Corinthians) and taylor swift on earth. go miss corinthiana”

“it was never luck it was always taylor swift. go corinthians!”

“I was always prejudiced to hear taylor songs but since she blessed Corinthias i have started to listen and they are good. thank you taylor. go corinthias”

"Taylor Swift is the patron saint of a Brazilian soccer team" is not something I expected to learn today