EXACTLY 

Avengers: Endgame is released to theaters (2019)

Whenever I eat shrimps, I like to look at them and pretend they’re the little shrimps from Shark Tale that Lenny the shark’s father tries to force him to eat. If I were Lenny, I would have no problem to eat the shrimps. The little shrimp telling Lenny about his family and children only gets me more excited and ready for the kill. I like to eat my shrimps violently and carnivorously and pretend that I’m crushing their little shrimp bones under the pressure. I will never apologize for being a monster. No one has ever apologized for turning me into one.

shrimps dont have bones persay they have exoskeletons and you peel those off

Fuck you

I can’t stop thinking about that one tweet by Jabroni Mike with Donkey Kong driving trans followers on a motorcycle to love and support town, you know the one, and how it was like a taste of a future to come

the prophecy

first of all that’s funky kong, who Also says trans rights,

Serval cat see, serval cat do.

Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.

#wig but like not the wig i ordered

reblog to delete all incest shipping

yo okay wait how come nobody made this post. why is op nonexistent 

god made this post

2019 Oscar Nominees: Best Animated Feature

i have never watch riverdale in my life but this out of context screenshots are why we need to oppresse riverdale fans (x)

little known fact but riverdale was actually made by filming a train wreck at 10000 frames per second and passing it through an image generator

Some of you have never known the epic highs and lows of high-school football and it shows 

damian is a whole-ass 13 year old and no matter how smart they are 13-year-olds will be very stupid

Didn’t expect that.

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

@drshibbs

A 5,000-year-old tree in Scotland is giving itself a sex change. The male Fortingall Yew has been producing pollen for as long as scientists have been studying it, but in 2015, the tree suddenly sprouted berries in a rare occurrence that means at least part of the tree is now transitioning to female. Source Source 2 Source 3

I support trans grandma tree 

Bigots: transgender people are unnatural!

Trans Tree: what u just say

TIL this tree has been alive long enough to see over 100 generations of bigots die mad about it.