Lady version of boys will be boys, and a superhero.

I think this is the same ability Captain America uses to aim his shield.

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

h-hot dog water?

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

Astronaut tweets

Jesus X-man Christ

Holy shit

This is definitely blasphemy. *reblogs*

I read an Anglo-Norman lai of Celtic origin about a werewolf when I was at university.

The King invites him into his court… then into his bed… then kisses him ‘’over 100 times’’. And that’s literally the end of the story.

People have wanted to fuck werewolves for longer than we ever realized

Oh lort

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if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

The ghost, or?

Chhaaarrrge!

The warlord we didn’t know we needed

I play D&D and like to draw my characters so my group can better visualize them. Also, because I fucking can.

This is my most recent boi. He is a barbarian Minotaur who constantly fails at flirting. His most iconic moment was telling a gobliness she had "nice toes" while his voice cracked.

He is usually the strong silent type but is actually a teddy bear inside for those he cares about. He just wants a strong waifu or husbando.

His name is Zebu.

Side note: his short-shorts have "juicy" embroidered on the back. And my group is terrified by the fact that they have made it cannon that his massive cock is barely contained by said short. That was all their own concept and I made it fact.

@thearmouredcockroach

I love Juicy Zebu

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

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“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”

The villain blinks “You-”

“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”

“Heroism involves kindness, dipshit” is the most amazing phrase I’ve ever read. I need to incorporate it into all my work.

Roses are red

Storm clouds are grey

Poetry is great.

lemme try…

Roses are red,

Some tulips are black,

The roses have bloomed,

The ground is muddy,

.

It’s so beautiful! :’)

I legitimately thought at first that those were baked beans and not peanuts. Which was quite the way of interpreting this.

same

but monsterfuckers, have you considered that humans are the real monsters

Stop trying to make me fuck humans, it is gross and I won’t.

Maybe we don’t hear as much about organized crime these days because they’ve gotten REALLY organized.

sir you are referring to the government 

YES i’m gay. YES i have a vampire fetish. NO i don’t know my times tables. we exist.

Who needs times tables when you’re getting railed by a vampire

finally someone who GETS it

Thank