in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude

eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking

 i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba’s waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thought 

every time a scientist gets kidnapped to build a terrible weapon, they think about just bullshitting it, but then a tiny voice in the back of their mind says, but don’t you want to see if you can? don’t you want to laugh madly as you show them all? don’t you want to just go feral?

Honestly when’s the next time you’ll get this kind of grant funding?

If y’all don’t know, Lilly Wachowski is one of the Wachowski sisters, the women who directed and wrote the matrix, the movie that the whole “red pill, blue pill” thing comes from. Both sisters are trans women.

Both sisters are also horribly racist ❤️

Both Wachowski siblings also did NOT write the matrix....they stole the Matrix story from a black woman named Sophia Stewart who actually sued Warner Bros, the Wachowkskis, and Paramount for stealing it. Nobody gives a shit if Lily or her colonizing sister feelings are hurt about shit they didn’t even originate or write in the first place.

HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT! 

It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it. 

Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266

Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

It's funny how getting called he or sir or whatever by straight people is kinda funny or even endearing sometimes cause it's like lol they thought I was a man that's okay tho it's nbd and they didn't mean anything by it, they just didn't see me properly

But getting they/themed or asked my pronouns or referred to as a man by people my age who are in queer circles is 10x more insulting cause I know they saw me and saw I was a woman, but they don't think I'm doing it properly and the only explanation in their minds is that I'm actively trying not to be a woman

For real. I used to keep my hair shorter and dress more masc, and accidentally being called “sir” or called a boy was whatever, usually just corrected them and laughed it off. But whenever I got a “...so what are your pronouns?” It drove me up the wall because like. Do You Not See My Titties. I’m a female. guess.

It's funny cause I actually feel kinda flattered when straight people do it because like.. yeah that's the look I go for I like looking androgynous I like being a gender non-conforming woman but when gendery people do it it feels like a threat

You don’t have to love your body

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

Potato girl has her life goals in order.

This is a game changer. 

It’s ok if you don’t love your body, but ensure that you do not hate it either. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

why does tumblr keep trying to convince me that ellen degeneres is dead

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

op has given me the best gift possible

ive been making them for four days

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!

AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent) 

craft ye some frend

Update

JESUS CHRIST

This applies to so many things! Your first two inches of knitting/crocheting look like fuck-all. Your pile of fabric pieces look like fuck-all. Your first two paragraphs look like fuck-all. Your first nursing class looks like-fuck all. Keep doing the thing until you finish the thing!

Les_IRL

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

Kill men

Funny how I always thought that men are rape bombs just waiting to explode and rape us and ruin our lives 🤔🤔

It’s quite a stunning reversal, isn’t it?

honestly, how the fuck dare they

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

op update: how’s wexter doing????

pretty good

Oh no! If she stays in the snow she’ll be cold!

she has a scarf now so it’s fine

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER

I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

Margot Robbie on Birds of Prey and R-rated violence

when friends talk to me about their men

Earlier this year, NPR reported that people with intellectual disabilities are victims of some of the highest rates of sexual assault. 

NPR found previously undisclosed government numbers showing that they’re assaulted at seven times the rate of people without disabilities. 

Now states, communities and advocates, citing NPR’s reporting, are making reforms aimed at improving those statistics.

States Aim To Halt Sexual Abuse Of People With Intellectual Disabilities

why is christian worship music like that. "he reigns.... he is holy.... my god... come inside me... with his presence... he will fill me.... with his strong hands.... he will still me.... oooohhoohh oooh ooh oooooooohh...."

me @ worship leaders and indie dudes:

My father refers to this sort of thing disparagingly as “Jesus is my boyfriend” music. Sometimes it really starts to sound a little graphic...

THAT'S FROM A REAL SONG ARE YOU SERIOUS hdhdfjdhdhdhdhdh

#hsjdjdjdhshdj#that's what abstinence does to you#your horny spills into your gospel

THE TAGS KILLED ME

Unpopular Opinion:

Tumblr’s “walking on eggshells” and “one strike, you’re out” mentality is really really immature.