just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

some new designs for grand slam that I posted to twitter a while back!

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

if ur lgbt: what’s ur fav season & ur birth month????

a bird apartment

i envy people who have dreams with clear rational plots like “i was on my favourite tv show for a day” my dreams are like i’m in a diner and i’m pregnant. i leave the diner and i’m in a forest watching the pregnant woman who is no longer me. she turns around and now we’re in a jeep and she’s my dad. we’re listening to music which is somehow numbers. he asks if i remember the time we went to pakistan and i say yeah because i do. i wake up and remember i’ve never been to pakistan in my life.

which lars are you today

3 and 11

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!

imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”

a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.

the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.

the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post

at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!

and let me tell you, the surprise i got,

a close up of a horse

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Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

complete list of anime acronyms

pmmm - puella magi madoka magica

dmmd -duella magi madoka dmagica

snk - spuellamagi nmado kamagica

fma - fulleualla magi adokamagica

ttgl - tpuella tmagi gmadoka lmagica

n - naruto

@kingpoptarts

Just let that sink in. Black people are happy about an invisible sunscreen for dark skin tones in 2017. We didn’t have them until 2017. That’s crazy. Black customers are always left with few choices, especially black people with dark skin tones. Beauty brands just don’t feel like dark skin women need to have the same amount of different products for their skin type as white women. This inequality breaks my heart every single time i think about it.

BRAND NAME PLZ???

http://www.teenvogue.com/story/bolden-spf-30-sunscreen-for-dark-skin-tones

It’s one thing for magazines like Teen Vogue to be vague because the whole point of a headline is to draw your interest and make you read the article, but y’all could at least link the damn thing when you’re woke blogging it smfh 🙄

I drew some flag deers for pride month ! 

Be proud of who you are !

@greentaleteller

Why don’t people talk about this show more?! I mean it’s a masterpiece but somehow it went under the radar 

Right now kappow, y'all