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fucking. what?
I feel like this picture really gives it context
you know how it is with spaghetti
?????
never enough time in the day to do fuck all
there's always time in the night to do fuck all
but watch out
help
So this showed up on Twitter and
And here’s that link you’re welcome
“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
i think i'll try this tomorrow actually, it can't be that bad, im sure ive made worse cursed foods before
the time has come
i just did this twice this shit tastes great idk what's wrong with yall
i think im gonna drink more of this later i wonder what happens if i add vodka
LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"
NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"
CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"
i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days
if you wrote that in a novel, people would accuse you of being unsubtle
smoked the weed that gives you gothic madness and now i'm on the fucking moors again wearing nothing but a flimsy shift 😑
i'm sorry but this is fucking sending me
I hope they got a fucking discount
what's that comment? "you wouldn't use a rapier in the same situation you'd use a folding chair"
I know that the origin of the term "salty language" probably originates with the stereotype of sailors and swearing, but I always thought it was an apt description of its use. A dish without salt is completely bland, but use too much and it's all you can taste.
I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.
Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.
YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO
I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:
Cheeps.
Filed under: Things I Was Not Prepared For
They may not be Great Cats, but that doesn’t mean they’re not great cats.
It’s not actually the lack of roar that makes them not Big Cats… It’s the fact that they’re not part of genus Panthera. They share a closer common ancestor with house cats than with lions.
They’re also genetically kind of a disaster. They almost went extinct due to completely natural environmental conditions, and there were so few of them left even before human involvement that they’re all inbred now, and they sacrificed so much for their speed that they get bullied by vultures.
For that matter, a house cat could walk up and steal a cheetah’s food and the cheetah would probably let them.