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@theamphibianmen

they don't work. he/him (I do NOT use they/them. calling someone who doesn't use they/them by those pronouns is still misgendering), jewish, autistic with ADHD and physical disabilities. medium-low support needs. system. special interests include dolls, animals (particularly dinosaurs), pottery/ceramics, and Steven Universe. No DNI, I block as I see fit.
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One thing I worry a lot about in online spaces is people thinking I'm faking my disabilities because my grammar fluctuate so much, or dismiss because too many typos. If you find my blog and wonder why I type the way I do, why is not consistent, etc., there a couple reasons for it.

  • I have difficulty reading. Not entirely sure why, doctor chalked it up to severe ADHD. To the point I didn't read until late second grade (about 8 years old for non Americans). I skip around letters and even entire line sometimes. I don't have dyslexia, but do have quite a few symptoms, which includes struggle with look alike words. Also have memory loss that makes it difficult to spell, which brings me to my next point:
  • I rely very heavily on autocorrect and predicting text. This is because of the aforementioned spelling issues, but also because of difficult motor control. I use Tumblr exclusively on mobile. The buttons on phone keyboard are tiny. Button in top bar is a bit bigger, so easier for me to push.
  • Energy constraints. I don't always include small words like "the" or pronouns, especially if I feel like point get across without. My ability to determine what words are needed also diminish when in distress.
  • I pick up on the typing and speech patterns of those around me. One time, YouTube short (I know, you are welcome to crucify me for that one) decided to show me only clips of young Sheldon. As a result, I talked like young Sheldon for six hours without realizing it. If you have a particular speech pattern, and notice that start to show up in my posts, I am not mocking you. I don't know why I do this, but do know that isn't a conscious effort. This is a big part of why so inconsistent.

So yeah. This should hopefully clear up any confusion.

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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See sometimes people hate you because of something outside your control but other times people hate you because your personality is that of a cardboard box someone urinated on.

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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

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Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

thanks for the tag!

doodles in the magma come to haunt me…

@itsberrydreemurstuff, @lixxieslatte, @scribbyizback, @capring, @friskheart000, @archangel-fucking-judas and everyone else who would like to join is more than welcome!

hrrrm. would, actually.

aauuughh I forgot the artist, I’m sorry, but y’all already know how much I want him.

Especially if he’s unhinged like this.

NPTs: uhh @valaont @voids-call @inspired-aspiring-artist @bigsillyyy and anyone else who wants to join.

Does Kwite count as a fictional character?

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youracecard

CHEESE HOLY MOLY

I wouldn't marry him but he's so awesome 2 me

WHATT MY GUY SERO IS ACTUALLY THE LAST FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN UR CAMERA ROLL?? ACE THIS GEN MAKES ME SO JOYOUS AAHDEHDHH I AM SO FULL OF JOY I AM SOSOSOOSSO HAPPY OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE U SAVED HIS PHOTO

Anyway YES I WOULD MARRY DREAM IN A HEARTBEAT. 100% he is my wife

O wait I need 2 @ people

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borisboring

basically myself wha 😲

@cha0s-critter (is this an okay thing to tag u in? srry!)

yessss you can tag me in these things

Honestly I'm not complaining omg shes actually so cool tho

I was not tagged but I needed to share this-

Huh.

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the thing that gets me about 5e is how fucking stifling character creation is. no wonder people have a million homebrew classes, you make like three whole choices in the course of an entire character! when i first played it it felt like playing PF1 with one hand tied behind my back, and i have never been convinced it's anything else.

OH MY GOD YEAH it has the million different rules of a crunchy simulationist game but none of the character creation to let players interact with it!!!

bro you don't get it bro just let me make a game intended to dominate all niches simultaniously bro this time it won't be an insane mess of compromises bro don't ask about any oterh time we've tried this idek what resident evil 6 is bro

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cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

YES!!

✨hugh✨

I do not condone medical malpractice.

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lichrelly

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

  • sexual activity
  • how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

  • stealing my food 
  • stealing my lemons
  • my cat likes you more than me

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

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2boldlyqueer

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

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divinebunnii

listen, if you want to be with someone that has ADHD and doesn’t / can’t take medicine for it, you have to understand that we just forget. Yes, we know you had us write it down and put it somewhere obvious, we still forgot. Yes, you just said it 10 times, we still forgot. Yes, you literally, to our face, seconds before, told us in detail, we turned around and forgot immediately. we forget, everything, immediately, most of the time.

adding! sometimes we do just need a little nudge, a small, gentle reminder. we don’t need to hear your frustration, we’re frustrated, we live with it. you live adjacent to it.