slut era

Putting your vampire fuckbuddy into the sauna to reach normal body temp before sex so their ice cold hole doesn't kill your boner

Glad yall are vibing with my very important thoughts on the undead

if you really supported undead fucking you'd be able to keep it up even while balls deep in a yeti

Yeti's aren't undead, also covered in fur so they'd be warm XP

Yeti’s aren’t undead,

also covered in fur so

they’d be warm XP

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

WERE ANY OF YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PHYSICAL REACTION TO HOT PEOPLE??? LIKE HEARTRATE RISES AND ALL THAT. THAT’S REAL??

I’ve been dramatically exaggerating my reactions to hot people for YEARS because I thought that was what everyone did. For COMEDIC EFFECT. are you telling me all the squealing and people getting flustered and those ‘not to be a lesbian but oh my god’ tags were Not A Joke

At least dinosaurs. Are real

A small collection. Happy ace week you guys

the only person in the world who’s ever made me feel like this is my beloved (and that’s EVERY DAY)

Happy Ace Spectrum Week, folks!

Optical Illusion Paintings by Rob Gonsalves

Vampire Memes

Vampire Memes

Looks very comfy

Pero buatefack

I’ve been thinking about this daily since it crossed my dash

little mans is 100% correct.

I'm gonna put I AM BRAVE OF THIS MEETING on my cubicle wall at work and never explain it.

Think about the donuts of your day!

A horrifying mushroom

Is this Stemonitis fusca?

decay is what prayer looks like in material form! have a nice day

thanks for the warmup

haven’t quite gotten the hang of consistent a’s in the this hand yet

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

Guys 2014 is in two months

Guys 2024 is in two months

the only time of the year this can be posted

don't leave me!

What it takes to forget

More concepts for my Wings of Pages series

High res image, longer time lapse, and layered PSD file available on my Patreon.com/yuumei

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