This is my manifesto
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
fan function: i want to solve the canon for X
fan friction: i want to add X to canon
fan fraction: i want to divide the canon by zero
sees art with thick smooth line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that
sees art with sketchy thin line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that
sees lineless art: ah yes i want my art to
…… this isn’t my post. i didnt makethis post. why does it say i made this post
not to be boring and solve the fun mystery but it says that bc it’s a “chat” post, not a text post. which used to not include the OP’s username, so tumblr assigned you op I Guess (source: i made this post in 2014)
thank you for giving me custody of this post 🙏 i just picked it up from elementary school and tomorrow it has soccer practice
Dracula: Okay, the doors are locked. The windows facing anything other than the sheer drop of a cliff face are barred. There’s no possible way my good cat friend Jonathan Harker will ever get out. Excellent. Now to take a well-earned corpse nap.
-One Dawn Later-
Jonathan, after scaling a vertical castle wall to sneak into the chapel vault and stare at Dracula in his box: 👁👁
Dracula: …how the fuck
god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros
Dumbasses say they want a manic pixie dream girl, but then lose their shit when they're actually weird and it's not all an act. Pussies.
Get a Renaissance woman, bitch about her being interesting.
That apartment decor kicks ass. I’d love to see it.
Also. Such decor is a good conversation starter when you’re having people over.
I want that apartment
Wtf where can I find someone with such amazing taste in decor?
I love to make meth in the subway with what appear to be sugar packets
Person who never takes public transit seeing a classic “random shit strewn about the train car”: oh god. Oh god. Is this meth.
The Alchemist of the Subway
Green cap bottles are Zyrtec, OTC allergy medication. Pretty sure red cap bottle is Tylenol. What does the NY Post think meth is made out of
"chemicals"
Some of that is straight up loose dog food
I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.
Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,
That's nothing. Check THIS shit out
WHAT THE HELL
Neil preparing to fight whoever is in charge of the Prime social media accounts:
when youre a kid learning the word "penultimate" is like a drug