it’s what they would have wanted
happy moonwalk day
when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
help
out of curiosity because i am obsessed with this billboard, i went to their website and
THEY HAVE AN OFFICE PETS PAGE LMAO
kissing you on the forehead
with tongue?
with tongue. 🥰
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER
no fucking way
so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out
this is absolutely what they’ve done
I did it to myself so you don’t have to
send help
thank you for your sacrifice
Yep… totally fine…
Update the third.
True love is happening on the sticky hand wall.
hand in unlovable hand
I can’t find these anymore, where did he get them????
i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands
nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence
The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.
i love Dutch OV (public transport) it is sooo klote (organized) 🥰 so many people it loopt de verdomde spuigaten uit (it is so cosy) the trains are always going at such a chill pace, they are always te laat (comfortable). What a kutzooi!!! (super cute atmosphere) 💗
