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TheAlpha

@thealpha369

They/She

The way tgirl dick gets a bit softer on HRT is charming to me. Go girl give us that feminine cock. Don't ban me for this one

Why does sicko shit like this keep popping up on my feed. You don’t have a “girl” dick you’re a full grown man .

I don't have a dick at all actually, this post wasn't about myself. I'd chat more but it's hard to talk while I'm sucking off all of my girlfriends' beautiful female penises so maybe another time

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i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

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"this would kill a medieval peasant" so would the bubonic plague what's your point

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One flaming hot Cheeto would kill 15 men in full plate mail

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3