here it is. they kick it off with the "enigma in size 13 shoes" quote, which is one of THE beej thesis statements, and end it with bj goes to maine. their entire minds...
There is something so wicked and sinister about Hugo and Mattson having more lines than Stewy and Marcia
shout out to howl because he found out there was a prophesy curse thing out to get him and he did NOT frantically try to stop it. like he was like "gee I'd better stay away from mermaids and not touch any mandrakes ig" but did he move to the center of a landlocked country to keep away from mermaids? NO. did he obsessively dye his hair non-white colors? NO he dyed it the normal amount. did he eliminate every mandrake root ever? NO.
my man said "maybe if I ignore the curse it will just go away. no point in stressing over what I can't control man. just gotta. chilllllll. [visibly shaking with anxiety]" and that worked pretty damn well for him. I mean yeah the curse did still fulfill itself and it did end with him going into cardiac arrest for a few minutes but his girlfriend got hot and beat the shit out of the chick who cursed him and they lived crazily ever after so who's winning? this is howl pendragon's guide to not letting a prophecy control your life
howl's guide to curse breaking
okayyy we love girlfailures sisters and their queer brothers
wake up babes!!! new artful pan just dropped!!!!! and it's a dooze!!!!
Gift link if anyone is having paywall issues, because this is worth a read:
messy hair and the worst posture you've ever seen
DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth
TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss
normal reactions to have about your bunkmate refusing to tell you his real name
Just spent way too much money on the & other stories version of Cary and Brooke’s suit from the other two season 3 premier. No regrets just love
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Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is
Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis
Grabbing an iced coffee and going on a walk is genuinely the great American pastime
things that are gay according to logan roy: vehicular manslaughter, having happy (made up) childhood memories of your dad, telling your wife you love her
