happy pride month
autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.
Radúz a Mahulena (1970) dir. by Petr Weigl.
the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids
NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
If you see me as a bloating corpse at the side of the road do NOT bury me! I know what I'm doing and I'm having an excellent time!
for the second year in a row I cannot believe Dracula is planning to kill Jonathan during pride month. literally this is the height of queer and homophobic.
Anyways my ultimate vision for Varric has always been "super morally bankrupt guy who also just happens to keep doing objectively morally good things not because he's a good person or has good intentions but because if he loves someone he will do basically anything they ask of him because fortunately most of the people he loves actually are good people". Does that make sense.
And this is why the post-Trespasser corrupt politician end game is ideal for me. He's making insane ethical breaches all the fucking time but no one can call him on it because the people getting personal favors keep using those personal favors to like, feed the poor.
The Kirkwall Alienage is like the nicest Alienage in all of Thedas because every other month the Alienage elder shows up at the Viscount's Keep with her baby and a packed lunch and is like "hiiiiii can you tell Varric that Daisy is here :)? He's not expecting me it's a surprise" and he immediately clears his schedule no matter what and then she leaves his office four hours later with everything she asked for and more plus a little walking around money (like six sovereigns) and a check for Junior's college fund. And then he just goes right back to laundering Carta money.
Anonymous asked:
what are your pronouns?
why. what are you saying about me
oh i know exactly where i’d put it
This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.
Several years ago, my spouse was like, “you gotta give the kitties a warning before you grind your coffee beans” and I was like “okay sure makes sense” so now every morning before I grind coffee beans I yell “it’s gonna get loud babies!!!! Gotta grind some beans!!!!” And my spouse will yell back from corners of the house, in a despondent tone, “OH NO NOT THE BEANS!!!! SCATTER!!!”
don’t like it when people say you can’t have potatoes in ur fantasy novel without detailed explanation. who gives a fuck
“ohh in europe they didnt have those until” well its not europe is it. its middle earth its earthsea its some country somebody made up
“have detailed knowledge of your dragon’s anatomy and a foolproof scientifically backed explanation of how he can fly” he can fly because he’s a dragon. and because i love him
