♡I Feel Very Attacked!♡

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

me on the first day of school:

me on the last day of school:

this is it®

the gasps throughout the entire audience after she starts bleeding are fucking amazing

magical

heard you’ve been talking shit

have you ever tried to do art and you just

I need this

imagine if someone robbed you of these and you’re just like “hahaha have fun with my snot rags you piece of shit”

I med a man. A man da was separated… He not my boifren, he’s a fren.

Gerl Plea

POP POP POP WATCHIN MOTHAFUCKAS DROP

I LOVE SUMMER BUT I FUCKING HATE BEES

I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves them as. 

Who is Armin

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

Damn they wrong for that

Can I get everyone’s attention please? I just want everybody here to know I’m fucking gay. Big ol ‘mo. Just thought everybody should know that …You happy now?