Took these during a major depressive episode at the beginning of the pandemic 🙃
Do you ever stop and think wow we're literally primates of the family hominidae
We're literally just a type of funny little guy
thepowergame-deactivated2015091
the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast
this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down
jessiphia
Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind
i found it y'all
a survival horror character but they start with only these 3 items
*selects lego jerry seinfeld* “i think i can use this somehow”
*selects david lynch photo* foggy memories return to you…. a promise broken, a night that forever changed your life…
*selects ultraman snes* “i need to find a game player
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH BLUE CHECKS
Elon Musk is paying blue checks for ad revenue in the replies of their Tweets now. He is only paying "verified" accounts for this, even if the account in question has hundreds of thousands of followers.
Do not reply, quote-tweet, or retweet any posts made by a user with a blue check.
Spread the word. Quit Twitter.
The concept of social media refugees is so funny, like what was it like surviving your long and perilous journey between tabs
Anonymous asked:
you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
sorry but this ai expansion of the descartes portrait is literally so swagful
