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if a girl's joints pop like bubble wrap every time she moves i literally cannot prevent myself from being overcome with incredible lesbian lust for her
happy ehlers danlos syndrome month, everyone!
pinkie from my twitter dtiys back during autism appreciation month c:
you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.
looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic.
Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail
Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol
whats crazy is this is how the subreddit rlly is.
the assholes will word thier titles innocently like “am i the asshole for not making my toddler the dinner they wanted?” and then its a detailed account of them poisoning and nearly killing thier child, while a post like “am i the asshole for throwing my mother in law off a cliff” is a story of heroism where the OP used the last of thier strength to push thier mother in law off a small cliff into a body of water to save her from a swarm of mutant acid flamethrower killer bees.
Its a study in psychology and how people perceive themselves now that Im thinking about it as above describes. I cant tell you how many of my social anxious or generally low self esteem friends come over, tell me theyve done something wrong…and then describe to me someone ELSE being horrible to THEM.
slimegirls aren't a kink you idiot. slimegirls have universal appeal, genetic memory attracts you to them. some weird ape ancestor of ours used to kiss slime to survive for some reason and we've got the residuals of that to this day
slimegirls arent a kink to me. they are a gender
u know it smells crazy in there
underwater odour, underwater funk
stinking up his bubble like an underwater skunk
underwater thesis, he won't underwater flunk
already published papers but they underwater stunk
forgot to post these here. tears of the kingdom+long term nuclear waste storage warnings
reblogging now that the game is real!
“you are doing some cocomelon shit to me” is one of the greatest word combinations in recent memory
Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions
If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned
But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way
Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy
Other pro laundry tip: a good way to get out funky smell (like for nasty towels or workout/manual labor clothes) is to put some white vinegar in the bleach spot in your washer.



















