This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen in my life

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

what the fuck hannah

help him 

sarah what the hell

From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you Sarah… for filming him instead of helping him.

I FUCKING HATE THUIS WEBSITE DELETE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

Didn’t even unmute and I died

Omg fuck y'all

Every music video in the early 2000's 😂

The dedication, the research the art.

what a time to be alive

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

Every week

at least three times a week

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

reading a boys horoscope to understand wtf hes doing to you

Studying a person’s cognitive functions to understand wtf they’re doing to you

J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via orsomethinglikethatreally)

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

being in a public restroom

being in a public

being

people adding things 2 my posts

your posts

ur blog

u

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

you thinking that comment was necessary

thinking

wen u zoom in

I love this post

love

It just keeps getting better

overused captions

Tumblr’s new layout

tumblr

the internet

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog