his best quality: his wiggles

Look at that smooth jello kitty!!! I love him so much!!!

Maximum wiggle!!

precious waggle

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

this has been in my queue for as long as i can remember and i’m just reblogging it again

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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Change your fucking url OP

Beauty in the Eye - Tanya Shatseva

Coño don limpio

mr clean off the shits

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

open rp

“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”

unlimited super salad.

hmm.

unlimited super salad.

god evening sir my name is benny ill be your wai*

Optimus? I thought you were dead.

benny?

…

you have to let me go, benny.

the crash was 4 years ago.

it wasn’t your fault.

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

choose red, apple store|x| Manhattan, NYC |x|source: Instagram @DemigodxTonio

they should make tumblr for men

leaving this shit in the tags is a crime

adhd is: telling yourself “ alright time to get started” every 30 minutes and continuing to not move

“I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives.”

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