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The Wounded Healer

@the-wounded-healer05

Welcome 《♡》 Shawnne ~ 19 ~ Bi ~ Writer ~ Artist ~ 18+ 《♡》 Masterlist ♡ Instagram ♡ TikTok ♡ Quotev ♡ Wattpad
never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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tomdoesntmindbeinghere

What’s Ed Balls day?

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uk-trash-queen

Omg, okay explanation time. 

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day. 

This is the infamous tweet

and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity

There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph

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uk-trash-queen

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP

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uk-trash-queen

Now that the clock has struck midnight…

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY

ED BALLS DAY, 2021

gameandwatch-deactivated2013043

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

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yggdrasilly

oh my god

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ungrammaticholiday

NOOOOOOO

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they all gasped like OHHH

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shelbysbutt

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

Having a bad day? push play, and within six seconds all you will feel is tears of laughter streaming down your face and the stomach cramps of laughing too hard.

This is one of the finest things ever captured on film.

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birchwitchbasic

I’m so happy this is back

Pingu is real

never understand ppl afraid to go to doctors with sex toy related issues. being upfront and saying "it's stuck :(" is significantly less weird and embarrassing than trying and failing to set it free and making it worse, and/or making up some obviously bullshit story when you finally have to submit to medical care. like, them having to yank a toy from your ass is way better than having to yank a toy and like 3 additional spoons bc you kept trying to diy your salvation

if you just come clean and say "well. i stuck a barbie up there. and that didn't go well" the doctors gonna be like "well let's get you sorted ig" bc it's not even the strangest thing they've seen that night,

but if you start rambling about how your were doing hot yoga naked and you were holding your wallet (which has an extra condom in it) to keep it safe because you aaaalways forget it and your hands were sweaty (because of the hot yoga) and you dropped it and the condom fell out and i guess the wrapping got ripped at some point and you didn't notice and it managed to fall ontop of this gag gift barbie you got from a friend haha that's so funny of them i know and anyway and it fell perfectly on the toy and then you slipped (because you were sweaty (because of the hot yoga)) and managed to fall perfectly on the (coincidentally condomed) barbie so it went 8 inches up your butt., well you're gonna end up on a reddit ama

can a guy not have a creative bone in his body these days?

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meco-official

FREE HIM

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meco-official

HE CAME BACK

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tiny-septic-box-sam

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

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oscarspoe

You can imagine how tempted I was to take that knife and put it in his hand and let him use it to his liking. You can imagine the restraint it took for me not to let my people loose. But where does that leave us? So I will fight this thing rising up in me eager to see more blood spilled today, and I will serve them by minding their future and doing the hard thing that will lead to the outcome desired by all of us.

MADI + iconic lines

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Have some weird-lookin’ birds.
1. Potoo 2. Knobbed Hornbill 3. Superb bird of paradise 4. Andean cock-of-the-rock 5. Magnificent frigatebird 6. King vulture 7. Bearded vulture 8. Cassowary 9. Shoebill 10. Rhinoceros hornbill
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tasteslikeanya

I always like how millions of years of evolution for these weird birds all depended on the female birds being like: ‘Yeah, that’s fucking weird as shit, I’d tap that.’

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singoallala

Now imagine dinosaurs looking less like crocodile handbags with legs and more like these guys. :D

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trickerydickerydock

Quality Bords