That’s my Ko-Fi and you can get commissions directly from there by clicking the commissions button. You can also just give me money there if you feel like it!
If you have any questions feel free to ask, and tell me if I did something wrong because I’m VERY new to this!
Oh and that fucking crab day post sends shivers down my spine btw. I say this as someone who owns multiple pieces of tumblr merch — support them if you want, or don’t, I don’t care, but we are NOT turning a tech corporation into our poor little wet meow meow who deserves all our money uwu. We are NOT pressuring normal ass people into donating to resolve a company’s millions in debt as if it’s some important charitable cause.
I'm not the first person to say this, but sometimes I like writing things where The Twist(TM) can be figured out before its actual reveal.
And sure I also like Twists aren't meant to be figured out until the end. But it's like. That's not a requirement. There's room for both. They serve different purposes. Not every Twist needs to be some fight for the writer to prove how smart they are by keeping the audience in the dark until the very end.
Sometimes I wanna write a Twist that's a teamsport actually. I'm gonna reward the reader for paying attention. I want them to be able to go "hey wait I think I know where this is going" halfway through when I've sprinkled out enough breadcrumbs. I want them to get excited. I want them to be able to go "I called it." Like fuck yeah you did. You got my clues. You were paying attention. You did great. I'm shaking your hand.
please go outside
look at this rare snurp
I am pro-strike I am pro-union I am pro-workers-getting-their-due I want to be inconvenienced A THOUSAND TIMES if it means people earn enough money
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public… https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967
its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across
Highlights: --all the old people --one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock --quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle --lots of kids but particularly the dude who's doing the helicopter with his little girl --an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
no more “classics”. no more “booktok ya fantasy”. from now on the only thing anyone here is allowed to read is captain underpants
It’ll be a bit before more content is out, but I still wanna do stuff, so for now
In character asks are open! You can send anyone in the story a question and, if it’s not too spoilery, they’ll answer it!
I will honestly never forgive y’all for going crazy over kylo ren. like u literally had poe and finn and u chose kylo. that’s like saying u would fuck jar jar binks over anakin or obi. rip to ur taste in men but I am different
I mean HONESTLY
