Hot and Cold Tap water as seen through a thermal camera.
Wash yourself with either
L A V A
Or
V O I D
I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.
a-radioactive-platypus
I thought this was the mother of all shitposts and then I saw the url
why do i never see the url?
No one reads urls on tumblr. Which actually works out well for the one-time-i-dreamt tumblr posts, I think, because just like the original person, we are not aware at first that we are inside the dream. And then at some point — usually towards the end when things have gotten weird enough that it’s clear this can’t resolve properly before the end of the post — we check the url and understand, much like a sleeper waking up. Once something goes up on one-time-i-dreamt it becomes a dream we all experience, together.
A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice.
vampireapologist
A lot of people are super upset by this, so here is a reminder from someone who has worked professionally with deer:
A fawn tucked down alone like this is almost never an orphan.
Fawns are extremely small, and their best defense is to stay hidden as often as possible. Unless they are nursing or moving to a new spot, tucking themselves down in grass or against bigger objects is their best defense.
What would be an easy giveaway to a lurking predator that there is a vulnerable baby nearby? A much larger, much more visible adult female deer!
To protect her baby, a female deer will avoid the baby most of the day (except to nurse it or move it), and she will keep an eye on the baby from a distance to make sure everything is alright.
If you approach a fawn (or god forbid pick it up and take it home), I’d bet money that 9.5 times out of 10, mama is alive and well, watching you from a distance, desperately hoping you’ll move on without hurting her baby.
It’s not orphaned, it’s not abandoned.
Working in wildlife, if there is one thing I could magically make the entire human population know, it would be this information.
Every summer, people show up at wildlife rehabbers, state park offices, ranger stations, and even deer farms, with allegedly orphaned fawns that they’ve “saved.”
Tragically, we pretty much have to destroy these animals every time.
Deer farms legally cannot take in wild deer because of the extremely dangerous risk of disease transmission to their livestock population (look up chronic wasting disease). Contact with a wild deer could doom their animals and their livelihoods.
I have worked on deer farms and in wildlife rehab.
Deer are extremely difficult to raise, rehabilitate, and release. Mostly, it’s impossible. Often, they simply refuse to eat from anything but their mother, and we have to decide between letting them waste away for three days or so, or euthanizing them.
Deer are also overpopulated in many states now, and we can’t afford the resources to raise them. There are species more in need of our assistance.
If you see a fawn all alone, unless it’s next to its dead parent, it’s not an orphan.
I am begging you to leave it be.
In this case, this fawn is almost certainly fine. It’s just hunkered down like it should be, waiting for Mama.
But it does make for a great photo!
Source: reddit.com
5luv
there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo
5luv
you cannot make this shit up
5luv
free our girl dorothy
I spent waaayy too much time on this nonsense ;u; I lined this with the pencil tool/pixel-style because it’s quicker, esp since if I had done this with my regular lineart style,, it would have taken me 60 years. alsoo,, !!!!! BIG NEWS ON THE HORNET DLC JUST CAME OUT TO TODAY!! the hype is so real holy moly holy like we just do not deserve Team Cherry, these guys promised a paid DLC and MADE A SEQUEL INSTEAD??!! AND IT LOOKS AMAZING?! I might draw a Hornet sometime :0 anyways uhh enjoy my dumb humor in the meantime.
So I managed to beat the radiance and this image popped up in m head when I finally did it. That was a great time
pick your fighter
the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
marisatomay
a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go
the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride
Ms Polygraph Test
$200 birthday
bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all
toboldlylesbian
since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady
New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding
Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?
toboldlylesbian
my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time
i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain
butchfraggle
Two headed calf moodboard
star-eaters
steadfast
I hate the pain this makes me feel, but the explanation makes me feel a little better. ;__;
the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”
Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression
his dating life was a lot of upward struggle
I was not ready
Me: *clicks video* “The hell is all this abou-”
*whistling starts*
Me:
I love this stupid fucking meme
not gonna lie, warriors has its problems with writing and execution but some of their characters are just…… fucking amazing character concepts.
- yellowfang: a woman who never wanted a certain job, but was more-or-less forced into it because of her undeniable gifts in that area. said job, while rewarding and important, forbids her from having children, so she gives birth in secret and gives up her child, who grows up to be a bloodthirsty, evil tyrant who does shit like using child soldiers, and eventually expels her from their faction. she takes refuge in a rival faction and winds up becoming a trusted and beloved member, as well as a mentor to the rival faction’s emerging leader. she then ends up killing her child so he can’t hurt anyone else, and does so in a fashion that ensures he doesn’t get any glory – he doesn’t get to die on the battlefield, he meets an utterly pathetic and humiliating end.
- hollyleaf: a young girl is raised to live by a code, and soon believes that the code is absolutely infallible and anyone who breaks it for any reason is evil. she then finds out that her parents actually adopted her – her birth parents had her illegitimately, and thus broke the code. the realization that her very existence goes against everything she believes in overwhelms and horrifies her, and she winds up murdering a man to keep him quiet on the matter. she even threatens to murder her biological mother, but can’t bring herself to go through with it. she soon reveals the truth to everyone else in a moment of guilt, thus ruining her biological mother, upending several relationships, and sending her family into utter chaos. she then runs away and is presumed dead for several months, during which she helps two other young people from her former home survive in the wild. she eventually returns home, severely humbled and remorseful – her family is relieved she’s alive (though her brothers are angry she let them believe she was dead), but many don’t trust her. she’s about to confess to the murder she committed, but her father covers for her. she has an opportunity to kill a man who has caused her family nothing but suffering, but can’t bring herself to do it, because, despite everything, the code is still what she believes, even if she now understands it’s not infallible.
- ravenpaw: a young boy is raised to be a fighter, but discovers that the man who is meant to mentor him – a highly respected figure in his faction – is a traitor and a murderer. his mentor then attempts to kill him, so the boy is forced to run away, aided by two of his friends. he settles on a quiet farm in the countryside, living with an ex-rogue who takes him in and eventually becomes his best friend and life partner. when his ex-mentor finally dies and it’s safe to return home, he turns the offer down, realizing that he’s actually much more suited a quiet life anyway. however, he’s still loyal to his home and will fight for them if they need his help. he lives out the rest of his days in relative peace.
- bluestar: a woman is forced to choose between having children (whom she really DOES want) and becoming a leader, and chooses the latter because she knows if she doesn’t, a man who is utterly unsuited for the job and will bring ruin to her faction will be chosen instead. so she sees to it that her children are quietly adopted by a loving mother, swallows her grief, and becomes one of the greatest leaders her faction has ever known. however, when she’s horrifically betrayed, and her children find out who their birth mother is at a particularly bad time, she loses her grip on her sanity and becomes extremely paranoid, renouncing the gods and essentially declaring war on them, forcing her new second-in-command to run interference and arrange peace treaties behind her back. however, seeing her new second in danger causes her to come to her senses just enough to save his life at the cost of her own, and she passes away at peace, reconciling with her children on her deathbed. she then goes on to be remembered as a great leader, and providing advice and help to the heroes from beyond the grave.
- mapleshade: a woman is banished from her home for having illegitimate children, and she’s forced to try to join her children’s father in his faction. tragically, her children die on the journey, and when she finally reaches the father’s home, they reject her, too. she then goes on a kill bill-style rampage and kills everyone she deems responsible for this tragedy, and after her own death, she’s sent to an afterlife reserved only for those who have committed great evil. there, she continues her quest for vengeance, now taking it out on everyone and everything related to the “code” that led to her banishment. she encourages the living to do terrible things, sometimes pretending to be a benevolent spirit to do so, and is so effective at being evil, even the others in her afterlife are scared shitless of her.
and this is just off the top of my head. idc if they’re all cats, game of thrones WHO?
Wtf
Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren
iloveradfems
Or domestic labour by the age of 7
swedepea
And they’re not a mini-mom for their siblings either
Or be your personal therapist.
They’re not here to live the life you wish you had.
The last one is important for sons, as well. Your children are not an extension of you.
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
shesfromsaturn
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
teamnowalls
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
singingnightowl
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
laurdlannister-kingslayer
Lord have mercy….
Bye
mf-johnson
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
effigyofubiquity
lizzysarai
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
e-wifey
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
goldensweetcheeks
My head hurts…
lordhams
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
microtear
IM SCREAMING
hey-hey-shutthefuckup
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
chancethereaper
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
stvckyslvt
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
awkwardintrovert2004
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
daddyhyperion
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
katatles-the-fish
what the actual fuck is happening
bloodyantichrist
I really wish I could just get a sign from my future self so I could know that everything will work out.
Trigger warning: suicide
My friend is suicidal and we made a deal.
Please please reblog/like!!!
2twitchy-witchy-girl0
We gotta do thiiis, fuck the theme of your blog
mysteriousmoonrabbit
Please don’t do it! We need 35600 notes!!!
arinaflamenix
I will reblog this literally every goddamned day if that’s what it takes
kittychanaskthecrew
S P R E A D
fivesecondscookies
S C A T T E R
Yall...don’t say that you “hate disney remakes” and “wish disney would come out with original content instead” and then go to see the Lion King because you want to see how bad it is.
Disney is still making money, whether you go because you want to genuinely see it or you go because you want to see how much you hate it.
Disney recieves all its messages in money. If Lion King flops, they’ll stop making these shitty remakes. Please, for the love of our childhoods, don’t go see this movie as a joke.
(Bruh look at how stiff and lifeless it is compared to the original. Sure, it looks realistic, but it lacks character!)