mutuals i am taking you to the beach and bury you in the sand and then leaveing
weee heehee heee im buried!!!!!! :D
the water
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
"i only wanna eat things with ingredients i can pronounce" has always been one of the funniest moral positions of all time. literally just learn how to pronounce more ingredients then? truly undefeated in its celebration of ignorance
[ID: A reply made on May 17th from tumblr user shit-stirrer saying "Can't pronounce worcestershire sauce but you know what I can pronounce? Laundry detergent" /end ID]
said with increasing distress and volume fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball
The big red cement balls at Target are actually Clifford’s. He got neutered :)
Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
okay so-
and maybe add your cultural background in the tags? idk do what you want forever
One thing about me is I'm a sweet handsome boy
also idk what transgender child needs to hear this the salon/barber will not give u a cool emo haircut you gotta do that shit with scissors and a razor at your sink
based on a story idea i had where fairytales are twisted into curses

















