crickets
oh god
oh no
oh god
chirps chirps chirps again

crickets
oh god
oh no
oh god
chirps chirps chirps again
If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog :D
haven’t posted in a second and juuust discovered this under the small mound of bots that r trying to steal my employees (various bugs)
ill make it pretty simple as to keep a little sense of mysticality n whimsy n wonder
-i help to raise a few boxes of bees
-i do quite a bit of writing
-i care for my friends dearly :]
ill get some more bugs out soon!! been a little busy as of late but i will indeed return to plague u all
I wonder how society would be if insects lived long enough to get doctorates.
hello. im krow “krowlin” coelakanths. here are some reasons why i deserve to be crowned as sleepys specialest little mutual. let’s begin!
1. i am smart
i can identify many local mushrooms, bugs, rocks, and plants. would i survive if stranded in the woods? no. but i can eat things off the ground and not die. i also am a peddler of fun facts about literally everything. slide into my inbox for fun facts and i will deliver so fucking hard. tambien puedo hablar español (which is sexy).
2. im funny
yeah that’s right. ive got jokes. you can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna. a monkeys favorite flavor of ice cream is mint chocolate chimp. the pirates had to stop playing cards cuz the captain was standing on the deck. i can keep going.
3. i have two cats
tsetseg and pingo doce. look at them.
4. i live in ohio and im still gay
im literally braver than any us marine.
5. i collect things
teacups. rocks. plants. frog figurines. anatomically correct hearts. rusty metal from the ground (i own a metal detector). fun socks. stickers. coins. everything. and anyone who comes into my room will hear all about my things.
in conclusion
basically i slay. i deserve the winning stimboard. im cool and suave and you’re swooning while reading this let me get u some water. i hope you’re all having a wonderful day and consider voting for me. thank you goodnight
again not v bug related but let’s go coelakanths!!! sweep!!! he liked one of my posts once n we r mutuals i think
the group of bugs has just obtained rain world will keep you updated
oh my god
pregaming the ides of march w a whole crowd of bugs. they’re all rlly stoked n excited n want to help out. but their small little bug hands are too small to hold daggers :( any solutions would b greatly appreciated
remember to pet ur local bug!! unless they r poisonous or venomous, then just give them little words of reassurance :]
bugs have type disadvantage to large, interplanetary rock meteors sometimes actually
Born to fly
World is a bee
Pollinate em all 1983
I am bug man
410,757,864,530 blooming flowers