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hi • no politics, no trending topics, just bugs and my two cents on the aforementioned bugs

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog :D

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haven’t posted in a second and juuust discovered this under the small mound of bots that r trying to steal my employees (various bugs)

ill make it pretty simple as to keep a little sense of mysticality n whimsy n wonder

-i help to raise a few boxes of bees

-i do quite a bit of writing

-i care for my friends dearly :]

ill get some more bugs out soon!! been a little busy as of late but i will indeed return to plague u all

WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME KROW COELAKANTHS IN THE @sleepystars-blurriedskies MUTUAL DEATH FIGHT

hello. im krow “krowlin” coelakanths. here are some reasons why i deserve to be crowned as sleepys specialest little mutual. let’s begin!

1. i am smart

i can identify many local mushrooms, bugs, rocks, and plants. would i survive if stranded in the woods? no. but i can eat things off the ground and not die. i also am a peddler of fun facts about literally everything. slide into my inbox for fun facts and i will deliver so fucking hard. tambien puedo hablar español (which is sexy).

2. im funny

yeah that’s right. ive got jokes. you can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna. a monkeys favorite flavor of ice cream is mint chocolate chimp. the pirates had to stop playing cards cuz the captain was standing on the deck. i can keep going.

3. i have two cats

tsetseg and pingo doce. look at them.

4. i live in ohio and im still gay

im literally braver than any us marine.

5. i collect things

teacups. rocks. plants. frog figurines. anatomically correct hearts. rusty metal from the ground (i own a metal detector). fun socks. stickers. coins. everything. and anyone who comes into my room will hear all about my things.

in conclusion

basically i slay. i deserve the winning stimboard. im cool and suave and you’re swooning while reading this let me get u some water. i hope you’re all having a wonderful day and consider voting for me. thank you goodnight

again not v bug related but let’s go coelakanths!!! sweep!!! he liked one of my posts once n we r mutuals i think

pregaming the ides of march w a whole crowd of bugs. they’re all rlly stoked n excited n want to help out. but their small little bug hands are too small to hold daggers :( any solutions would b greatly appreciated

remember to pet ur local bug!! unless they r poisonous or venomous, then just give them little words of reassurance :]

bugs have type disadvantage to large, interplanetary rock meteors sometimes actually

Born to fly

World is a bee

Pollinate em all 1983

I am bug man

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