i just think they deserve a bit of cuddling. as a treat
My Pyrrha Nikos Atlas era design!
COD lobbies are toxic af, but lawd jaysus these are some good ones
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
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it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
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A Miner's Fate - Kujou Sara x Male!Reader
CW: Limb loss, mobile formatting, Male! Reader.
A/N: There's an unusual amount of limb loss asks on this blog, huh? Well, I don't mind. But it is interesting, for sure.
- Working in industry isn't an easy job. It never was, not in the ancient times, and not still not nowadays. The scientific developments from Fontaine brought elevators and fire extinguishers, but they did little to alleviate the risk.
- You couldn't be more thankful for your occupation. While others worked hard in the mines, you got the privilege to fill the role of the head geologist of Jakotsu Mine. Though your duties still included going into the mines, the trips were short and shallow - nothing like those of the actual miners. You only had to inspect the excavated ore and identify new veins.
- Still, even those worry your fiance without end. The amount of sleepless nights she spent thinking about an accident in the mines is countless. Every single time there was news of an accident in the mines, her mind instantly went to you. Maybe you died? Or were buried in some closed off tunnel, soon to starve to death?
- But truth be told… Deep within, Sara didn't believe something could happen to you. Such accidents exist only in rumors, right? They always happen to outsiders, people she never knew, never cared about. Not her Y/N.
- And yet it came to her. It wasn't a question of if, but one of when.
- A cave-in. You were doing a routine check up in one of the dead-end ducts when a methane explosion collapsed a part of the tunnel. Your coworkers had the time to hide by the walkway's edges, but you were caught in between two storage containers. Unable to flee, unable to save yourself. Crushed under tonnes of cold, hard rock.
- Luckily, you didn't die in the incident. Right leg crushed to a pulp, the other one broken, neck fractured, all of your ribcage in pieces, skull cracked… It's a miracle you even survived transport.
- "Don't you dare let him die" was what Sara told the surgeon as you were wheeled into the operation room.
- The wait was long and painful. Being the general, Sara was used to stressful situations - not ones of this sort, however. It struck something she has had for not that long yet. A loved one. Sara didn't cry. Not yet. The time for that would be at your funeral, not now. She needed to be strong, not only for you, but for herself as well.
- And strong she remained, for the entire nine hours. The uncertainty crushed her soul, bending and pushing the boundaries of her resolve. Yet she held firm.
- The tears fell only when she could, at last, stand beside your hospital bed. Sara took your hand, wrapped in dry gauze, and cried into it. She apologized, for what - she didn't know herself. She slept inside the room, uncaring for her mundane duties. The war was long over. There was no more closure to be had, no more battles to plan. Only training and paperwork. She came out of it forever changed as well. Her realization of what exactly the Raiden Shogun got Inazuma into inspired a change in her priorities. Her loved ones, the only that would support and understand her, should be valued above all else. Of those people, only you remained.
- When you woke up, her joy was immense. She thanked you, thanked the Archons, thanked the doctors you were safe. She could finally feel the grip of your hand, weak as it was, on her own. A part of the normality she lost that day was back. Only for a moment, however.
- Sara knew that what she saw was not her lover, but pieces of him. Her whole world, shattered by the unfeeling earth. You were alive, yes, but the road to recovery would be long and taxing - of that Sara was sure. You could barely sleep, eat, talk, breathe due to the excruciating pain from your injuries. She heard your groans, moans, cries and gasps of agony on a daily basis. You were suffering, and she could do little to lift your pain.
- She wasn't a doctor, but she would still try to help, as much as she possibly could. and help she did.
- Her presence was priceless for you. Your life changed forever, all the nightmarish events leading up to the event resulting in pain beyond comparison. You've lost an entire limb. You would never be the same. You would not run, jump, or climb ever again.
- This was impossible to accept, at first. You thrashed, cried, screamed at your unfeeling abuser. You cursed out every rock, every grain of sand for your situation. The screams fell on Sara's ears, squeezing out every tear she had in her body. She knew you needed time, but it didn't make anything easier. Seeing you in pain hurt her as well.
- She left you until she heard absolute nonsense from your mouth. You told her you were a weakling, less than a man, less than a human even. You told her that you don't deserve her anymore. That you would only weigh her down, occupy her time, waste her effort.
- If only she could slap you back then, she would have. Hard. Why you said those things is beyond her. A leg is nothing compared to you being alive. If she could, she would gladly give her own limb just to see you happy and healthy. To be able to see you smile again, to hear you laugh, to be able to tell you just how much she loves you.
- During the following months, Sara never once left your side. She slept with you, ate with you, she cared for you. At her request, the medics showed her how to tend to all of the wounds and their respective bindings, and Sara followed their recommendations to the letter. While she was tending to your body, she tried to distract you with a conversation. Those weren't her specialities, not by any means, but she put real effort into every line. She, the esteemed Tengu General, even made attempts to joke. All in an effort to wipe that frown from your face. To see you smile again.
- She assured you that losing a leg did nothing to decrease your value to her. More - it proved your resolve, as to withstand such an injury one must have truly remarkable endurance, both mental and physical. The wound was, and still is a proof of your might. To be able to crawl back up from something like this is no small feat.
- As soon as the doctors told her that you would live, Sara started looking for a prosthesis. Using the advice of every doctor she knew, she selected a very expensive model, and ordered it from Snezhnaya. Your life and comfort were much more important to her than her personal conflicts.
- She could have bought one earlier, yes, but she didn't. Sara knew that, if you would not make it, the item would be an extremely painful memoir of you. She wanted to wait to spare herself from the inevitable agony that would bring.
- From the first steps, up to the short marathons, Sara was with you. She held your hand when you got up again, when you used the wooden supports, then a cane, until you could stand on your own two legs again. Even then, her hand always found yours.
- Ultimately, despite the terrible nature of the situation, the experience brought you even closer to each other, and made you nearly inseparable.
- Sara swore one cold night, under a full moon and a clear sky, that she would be there for you. And she wishes to keep that promise, for as long as she draws breath.
Drinking with Rosaria & Eula!
CW: Male!Reader, swearing, reader and character are drunk to some degree, not proofread, ignore the implication of Disney existing in Teyvat okay?
Rosaria doesn't stray from alcohol, not by any means. She never gets drunk, or at least that's what she claims. Not in public anyway. If the drinks pour a little too fast for clarity of mind to remain, the notoriously horny sister becomes a literal succubus. No five minutes may pass without a dirty remark of some sort, suggestive gestures or not-so-restrained touching. She also tends to cuss a lot. But who cares, if all of it is contained within your own four walls? Your drunk self certainly doesn't.
The fifth anniversary of your dating was upon you, so you and Rosaria thought that a few drinks wouldn't hurt. Well, Rosaria has a different definition of 'a few drinks'. By now, two bottles of Dandelion Wine are completely dry, with a third one already open. The wine glasses are halfway full, the two of you already blushing heavily. Rosaria is sitting on your lap, placing sloppy kisses all over your neck. You playfully push her away every now and then, but she dives right back in no time.
"R-Rosie… Your wine will get warm, you know?" You mutter, barely keeping composure under the barrage of kisses she delivers.
"Pfffffffffffft. Who cares… You're alllll I need baby~"
"No, seriously. Who wants to drink warm wine?"
She pulls away, seemingly considering your words. It takes a while, but she finally nods her head.
"Yeah. You're right." She down the entire glass in one go, and sighs loudly. "Mmm, That's the stuff…"
You look at her. Despite the river of alcohol clouding your mind, you see clearly. You see her, your beloved, your chosen, your girlfriend. Her pale skin, her delicate yet sharp features, her slim, painted lips, her slender fingers, her rich chest… The wine turns your awe into obsession. You grab her jaw and turn her face to look at you.
"Rosaria… you're… the most beautiful woman I have ever seen…" You mutter. So beautiful, mysterious, so unique, so enchanting, so tantalizing…
Like a vampire.
"Like a vampire…" Your thoughts escape your mind. Rosaria draws a smile.
"Hm?"
"Are you one? A vampire, I… I mean. You gonna suck my blood out, Rosie?"
Even if you are drunk, your mind still works. It has some merit. She has pale skin, she goes out only at night, she likes red fluids… and those teeth… your neck, your hands, your arms, your thighs, your stomach and your… other bits know the sting of those canines all too well by now.
Rosaria chuckles. "Nah, s-sorry. I'm not gonna drink your blood, but I will gladly suck something else, hehe~" She leans down and makes a small growling sound.
"Rosariaaaaa!" You both laugh. She pulls back and wraps her arms around your neck.
"I talked to a four-eyes once, you know? About my skin."
"Ah, I see… What did he tell you?" You finish up your glass of wine.
"He told me that my ancestors may have come from Wat… Watsu…Tsu.. Watsumi Island, was it? Eh, close enough." She sniffs. "Fuckin' fish people, anyway."
"You are looking fishy sometimes, that I will give you…"
"I never found any scales, gills, fins or whatevers on me. Sad." She hics. "I wanted to be a mermaid when I was a teeny tiny girl, you k-know? I wanted to swim below the waters, a-and sing songs, a-and play with my fish friends… I always wanted a crab, you know? I would name him… Sebastian."
You sit in silence for a minute, smiling like children at each other before the lyrics can no longer be contained.
"Under the sea, under the sea, darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from meeeeeeeee, up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away, while we devotin', full time to floatin', under the seaaaaaaaaaaaa…" You sing in drunken unison, ending the broken auditory mess of a cover with a hard burst of laughter. When Rosaria calms down, she leans into you, her lips pressed right against your ear.
"You know what else he told me?"
"Hm?"
"H-he told me that young men need to have sex to be healthy… And, baby, I will make you the healthiest man in Teyvat, heh~" She sloppily kisses your ear, sending shivers of excitement through your body. She pulls away, and pushes up her chest proudly. "D-doctor Rosaria prescribes you her tight, warm, wet cun-"
"Rosariaaaaa stoooooooooop!"
As expected, neither of you remembered the conversation in the morning.
Eula got drunk sometimes - during free days, of course. She was doing that more often before, mainly due to stress and soul-crushing loneliness. She would often cry herself to sleep after returning home, but now that she has you, that's no longer an occurrence. Since she tends to get very sad when drunk, she allows herself to be tipsy at most. Not to spoil your fun, since you tend to be quite entertaining to be around when you had too much to drink.
"Are you sure you want another one, my dear?"
Eula stops herself from pouring you another round from the bottle but you just wave your hand.
"Go for it. I'm still standing!"
She smirks, letting the liquid fill the cup. "Well, as you wish."
You grab the wooden vessel and instantly lift it to your lips. The cool taste of wine reaches your lips and the warmth spreads through your body oh so pleasantly. Mondstadt's wine never had low alcohol content.
"You know, I don't get it." You speak, eyes barely ajar.
"What exactly, Y/N?" Eula eyes her own cup carefully, trying to hold herself from filling it. Again.
"I don't understand w-why they hate you… You didn't do anything wrong." You look up at her, your eyes filled with sadness. "You're a good woman, Eula. You do great w-work, you keep the people safe, you kill monsters…"
She looks down, unsure of what to say. After a moment, she speaks quietly. "It is what it is."
She suddenly feels your hand move over hers. It's warm, so pleasantly warm, enveloping hers. She gasps quietly. "No, Eula. This cannot continue. I won't let you be sad anymore."
She looks up at you, straight into your eyes. This time, they are overflowing with kindness and love, the purest form of it. She frowns, trying to hold back the prickling feeling in her eyes. Why does she get so sensitive each time alcohol and you are involved?
"I love you, Eula. I love you so much, I-I want you to be happy, and I will do my best to make up for all the hurt they have you. I… I never want to see you sad again, alright? I… love you, Eula. I love you so much."
She smiles at you, tears slowly falling from her cheeks. She doesn't deserve you.
"Go home, Y/N. You're drunk." Her lower lip trembles slightly.
"H-home? But I am home, my love."
Eula smirks, looking down at the bar table for a brief moment. "How so?"
You reach over the table, and place your hand over her heart. Her skin is cold, but you feel the warmth radiating from within.
"Home is where you are, Eula."
She blushes and covers her eyes with her gloved hand. She can no longer hold back the tears. She chokes back a sob.
"I l-love you too, Y/N. I d-don't deserve you… truly…"
"Hey, d-don't say that! And I told you t-that I don't want you to be sad, Eula… If you want to, we can go home a-and cuddle. Does that sound good?"
She sniffs.
"Yes, let's g-go home, Y/N."
Ruby: Dammit, my insurance just turned me down. Guess I can’t get that therapy. Any ideas on what I should do next, Jaune?
Jaune: None. Why not ask Weiss?
Ruby: Nope. Her ideas…would not be great.
Jaune: …okayyyyyyyy. Your sister?
Ruby: Worse idea.
Jaune: Blake?
Ruby: She knows nothing about healthcare.
Jaune: Well shit…
Weiss: Hi guys, what are you talking about?
Ruby: NOTHING!
Jaune: Ruby’s therapy was turned down by her health insurance.
Weiss: …they what.
Ruby: It’s fine! It’s fine! Really, I can do an appeal and other stuff, you don’t have to do anything!
Weiss: …
Ruby: …
Jaune: …
Weiss: *pulls out scroll and starts calling while walking away*
Weiss: Klein? Look up the insurance provider “Permanent Caesar” and check my allowance, we’re doing a hostile takeover.
Ruby: …goddammit Jaune.
Jaune: Sorry!
Ruby: *sigh* Well at least Yang doesn’t know yet-
Yang: Know what?
Ruby: …
Jaune: …
Yang: Know. What. Ruby?
Ruby: *sigh* my health insurance turned down my therapy.
Yang: …where’s their address? I just wanna talk.
Ruby: Yang no! I don’t want to have to bail you out out of jail again!
Yang: You’re right, Ruby, I can just look it up online. Thanks for the help!
Yang: *pulls out scroll and starts calling while walking away*
Yang: Hi, Nora? I need some fire dust. A LOT of fire dust.
Ruby: …
Jaune: …
Blake: …
Ruby: …hi Blake. Do you have any illegal ideas on how to get me healthcare?
Blake: Nah, I don’t know anything about healthcare, I’m just enjoying the show.
Ruby: Blake this is serious, they’re going nuts here!
Blake: Well yeah, but…
Blake: …is it just me or was that kinda hot?
Jaune: Oh thank god it wasn’t just me. I’m so bricked up I could break a headboard.
Ruby: JAUNE.
Like Mother, Like Baby
Jaune: *lying on his stomach, watching Pyrrha play with new Arkos baby on the floor* 🥰
Pyrrha: *shows her baby a little toy spear, miming thrusting and sweeping it* Swish! Swish! Isn’t that cool like mommy’s spear?
Arkos baby: ????
Arkos baby: *loses interest starts to crawl away*
Pyrrha: 😭
Pyrrha: I’m already failing as a mother! My baby and I don’t share any interests!
Jaune: Hey, hey! Don’t worry, Pyr! We’re still figuring this out! There’s plenty of time for you to find a common interest with our kid!
Arkos baby: *crawls alongside his father’s long body*
Pyrrha: B-but what if we never connect? What if we don’t like any of the same things? 😭
Jaune: *reaches out and takes Pyrrha’s hand* I’m sure that before you know it, you’ll find something that you both absolutely lo-
Slap!
Pyrrha/Jaune: *pause and turn to where their baby has crawled up against Jaune’s hip*
Arkos baby: *raises a little hand* 👋
Arkos baby: *brings hand down on the Arc booty with a slap*
Arkos baby: 😆
Jaune: …did you just…?
Pyrrha: *caught between “Awwwing” and snort-laughing* My baby!! 🤣
Arkos baby: *happily slaps his father’s butt again*
Roman: Look at this, Red! Your team is already making ten grand in lien for your ransom!
Ruby: (Caged) Hooray... Congratulations on exploiting my friends... Actually, why don't we order some pizza to celebrate?
Roman: Great idea, Red! A saucy treat for your saucy defeat! (Hands her his scroll)
Ruby: (Scoffs) Friggin' B-villain... (Taps scroll)
Ruby: (Taps)
Roman: ...Uh, where exactly did you order pizza from?
Ruby: Jaune Arc's Pizza.
Roman: Oh shi- (Backhanded into the wall)
Ruby: Thank you for saving me, Jaune! Now get me out of this cage!
Jaune: That'll 24.49 lien for the large deep dish meat lover's with garlic knot bread.
Ruby: Oh, uh, I don't have any money on me. But... (Unties corset, Gives him "the look") Maybe I can make it worth your while~?
Jaune: ...
Jaune: (Grabs Ruby through the cage)
Ruby: Ooh~! You really like it rou-
Jaune: (Throws her out the window)
Ruby: (Falling) TOOOOOOO ROOOOUGH!
Neo: (Stares in shock)
Jaune: WHAT?! I HAVE STUDENT LOANS TO PAY! I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR PUSS
❤️
Jaune: Huh? Oh! Ruby! Hi! How have you been?
Jaune: Me? Oh, uh, I'm just, you know, working as a salary man now. It's a lot safer than, you know, hunting Grimm. I mean, sure it doesn't pay as much but at least I'm making new friends since, y'know, Ren, Nora, and Oscar...
Jaune: Oh! Sorry! I gotta get back to work! Good luck with your team! I got my own team, too! And we all love each other like a real family!
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Jaune: (Carrying a huge stack of papers, "Carpet Cleaner" sign stuck to his back) Keepmovingkeepmovingkeepmoving-
Co-worker: Yo, John! Listen, we're planning to go out for drinks later, so we need you to help finish our quota before the deadline tomorrow.
Jaune: W-What? But that would put me into overtime!
Supervisor: "Overtime"? What the fuck are you talking about, Arc?! You should be grateful you have this job, you limp-dicked little crybaby!
Jaune: R-Right! Sorry, sir!
Secretary: Jauney~! The boss needs to see you about your "quarterly reviews". She's been real pissy today, so I hope you're ready put that nickname to work~.
Jaune: (Gulps) I'll... I'll be right there...
Welp, this post was stuck in my head for too long and one encounter with merunyaa art had me think of an ending that was less depressing than this one.
Question tho: you wanna?
(Right, got a go-ahead, let's treat this as an alternative ending for now. Smut ahead!)
do you ever just think about frosen steel?? do you ever think about frostbyte?? now you can think with me bc holy fuck i love them so bad
Kofi request of Weiss and Pyrrha cuddling, man people are making me discover new cute ships it's so cool (ok I knew this one but never drew it-)
Audio Transcript:
Bugs Bunny: I’m tellin’ you, doc, they/them pussy is different
Daffy Duck: Aw, pussy is pussy. Just watch me.
*fireworks*
Daffy Duck: God damn
I love the idea of physical therapist Jaune
Well, we finally got a Jaune song.
And it’s sad.
Goddamn monkey’s paw…
Don’t get me wrong, the song is beautiful and it’s high time our boi got one of his own, but… I’d really like it if Jaune got a ‘battle song’ like everyone else. Ren too, for that matter. They both deserve one.
So it’s a wonderful song, I like it, I’ve listened to it on repeat several times now, but I’m tired of Jaune just being a sad boy. He deserves better than that tbh.
"YOU ARE SAD BOI NOW! YOU ARE SAD AND ANGRY AND NOTHING ELSE!"
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i reblog this everytime it’s on my dash ❤️
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS HOLY SHIT. MAKE A WISH EVERY FUCKING TIME
few months ago i wished for a cat… and my dad got me a black kitten 2 days later. TWO DAYS. and i love my Loki the most ….
i wish that i could one day meet my best friend on saturday aND SHE BOOKED THE DATE TO FLY DOWN AND STAY WITH US ON TUESDAY
I really want a dwarf hamster. I’ve wanted one for so long {I mean daddy has one named Jeffrey but he only lives at his house so I don’t see him much} I really want my own!
really needed this
worth a shot
Okat this is back. I’m gonna make better use of it this time.
I wish I wish I wish ✨
Make a wish…♡♡♡
Commission for MadMask! Thank you for such a fun comm <3











