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@the-unseelie-court-official

I am bean, HR (humans relations) Director for the Unseelie Court. Any questions, any concerns, can be directed towards me. Profile pic done by @terrafey banner by @inneskeeper

Hello! I am Bean, representative for the Unseelie Court.

(Art done by @terrafey , a fantastic artist and close friend who I love very much)

I try my best to entertain, to engage with human culture, and to teach about the Fae folk! If you enjoy the content I make or just want to stop in to say hello, you should join the discord I share with Lake Mojave, Innkeeper, Seelie Court Official, Terrafey, and Normal Horoscopes.

Also I stream on twitch!

On one hand I love to see any depiction of the fairies that isn’t the overly Victorian image of the dainty little humans with wings. On the other hand, sometimes I feel like people go over the top when it comes to “DO NOT IRRITATE THE FAIRIES” like, come on. The whole reason they’re underground is that humanity already kicked their ass once before, there are multiple folklore stories in Ireland up until the 1930s of the fairies getting their asses kicked. 

…though this blog is not responsible for any fairy-instigated ass kickings that might result from this

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I received my pre-ordered copy of Lead and Roses, by award winning author Natalie H. Ironside, promptly at midnight on my e-reader device.

This immediately put paid to any plans I had to sleep as I read the first two stories. ‘The Last American’ was a hell of a ride from first to last, and left me eager to finish the collection.

Definitely a worthy follow up to the epic of The Last Girl Scout. Treat yourself and read this.

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I tore through Lead and Roses over a couple of days and found that it has stuck with me as long as its predecessor has. There’s one scene where a girl is beating the piss out of a vampire in front of her extremely impressed boyfriend that I still want very much to draw out, there’s some nice closure for one of the main characters of TLGS I appreciated, and throughout the stories is Natalie’s strong prose, haunting and humorous in equal turns. Pick it up!!! You won’t regret it*!!

*assuming you read the trigger warnings and are okay with what you’re getting into. That bit’s important.

oh shucks <3

Anonymous asked:

may i have partial ownership of a name that was taken from me? my mother was convinced that i would be a boy, and named my unborn self/my brother-twin self Oliver. When she found out that i'm female (a category i'm mostly okay with) she mourned the son she thought she would have. We are very close, and i love the old mountain-rooted name she gave me, but hearing the name i would have resonates deeply with me. I offer the clarity of dusk after an 8-hour shift.

This is funny to me, in a way, because as Written the answer to the request is no. I’ve no power over names that don’t belong to me, and by extension the Court. However, you Do. If it resonates deeply the seed is already there, just nurture it. Expand your name to encompass it.

Anonymous asked:

This is a weird situation, because I’m not trans or trying to legally change my name or anything, but I’ve been called by my middle name “Faith” all my life… something that’s gotten increasingly ironic because I’m less and less sure of any god. The name’s become somewhat childish to me, and I’m sort of trying to phase it out for my first name. Would you take it? Even partway? Just so it stops haunting me.

Oh I’m always willing to help ease that sticky and difficult Removal process a name can have. Take a favor in turn, for it, a spot of luck.

Anonymous asked:

I ask for an appraisal of the name Autumn. In return you get jack shit because I don't much like others of our kind.

I get more then you know, from appraisals.

Autumn is an ambitious name but it pairs nicely with the ambitious claim of ‘our’ so I don’t think it’s a bad fit.

Anonymous asked:

May I ask for an appraisal of the name Ronan? I can offer you a small seal figurine, a chip of amber sea glass, and a seashell full of love and longing.

A noble name, and though the amber sea glass is probably more rightfully owed to @theambersalesman I’ll happily accept a seashell.

The name wears armor but it’s more ceremonial then practical, isn’t it? Smells of anointing oil and incense.

Anonymous asked:

appraisal for the name Zion ? it's a first middle name - one only entities of worth are to use for me .

You know I’ve met a Zion before. You and him have so much in common, both drip with so so much confidence.

Anonymous asked:

May I trouble you for an appraisal of the name Lisa? In return, I offer the key to the front door of a house that no longer stands and the last spoonful of red clover jelly sticking to the bottom of the pot.

Oh what a comforting name, of brick and thatch and cast iron pans well seasoned well used.

Anonymous asked:

My mom just texted me one of the worst name related puns that has ever been conceived (for context my brother is named Blake)

"Hey we're going to legally change your name to Briver."

So can i get an appraisal of the names Briver and Bocean (she made the same joke with my other sibling, but with the name Bocean instead of Briver)

Both sound like things I could see on a truly interesting baby name Facebook page, so in that way credit where it’s due.

Anonymous asked:

this one is looking for a name to use as it's Other image, how does Maggie (short for Margaret) sound? what does it feel? I'll trade you a pile of peach fuzz and bone shavings

Hmmmm, it’s rare I say this however it feels like it could fit better then it does. Perhaps a little off the top? Magic names are an interesting subset, though, and you’ll know better then me. Where it touches your skin.

Hello,

I offer a tooth from when I wore another name like an ill-fitting cloak and a jar of fresh rhubarb jam, made as a person with a much better fitting name.

I ask for an appraisal of the name Dyno, which comes with precious few scraps of history throughout history but I'd like to contribute to it.

May the force be with you ✨

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To generate energy at such a high level needs an equally potent outlet and just as strong a grounding. Nomino-Electrumancy.

Anonymous asked:

I only just saw the second sandwich, I thought the bottom one had to be a shadow or puddle of oil or something

Will I never live down the shame, like Icarus did I in my pursuit of freedom from hunger and from chains fly too close to the sun. Do I too blend in with the pan?

How do cards gain meaning in an occult sense? Like, both tarot and french-suited playing cards started as game pieces, but they have gained an understood meaning. Is it just someone whips up an organized table of connected ideas or is each card interpreted from a certain framework?

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Oh good question!

Many things that we now consider staples of western magic are ideas that have been added to over generations by several layers of thinkers. Tarot Divination specifically is an excellent example of this!

In 1770, A french printmaker and occultist going by Etteilla published a book about how to do cartomancy with a 32-card Piquet deck. He writes down some simple but strict associations for the cards, and makes what is probably the first mention of reversals in carotmancy. He said that he learned the system "from an Italian." Now, its unclear how much of the system is his own invention, people have been doing cartomancy for as long as there's been cards, but the text presents a larval, bare-bones version of the cartomancy methods we know and love today.

Its 1780-ish. The Rosetta stone hasn't been discovered yet. Occult-inclined Europeans are obsessed with Egypt. That's where our boy Trismegistus is from! There's a concept in Egyptian mythology called The Book of Thoth, a mythical book of spells penned by the God of Knowledge himself. This was the Holy Grail for European Occult Egpytaboos.

In 1781, Antoine Court de Gébelin claimed that Tarot cards were the "original book of Thoth," Saying that Tarot cards had been used by ancient Egyptian priests for their own magical ceremonies, and that their designs contained ancient mystical secrets. This is 100% not true, but he writes a pretty fun pseudohistory for Tarot that involves Romani people bringing the decks to Europe through the Levant where they then taught its esoteric secrets to several Popes.

Then in 1783, Ettellia responded with another book. Manière de se récréer avec le jeu de cartes nommées tarots ("Way to recreate yourself with the deck of cards called tarots") Where Ettellia basically claims "uhm actually I knew about tarot divination way before Court de Gebelin published that big ass book. But anyway here's an interpretation of Tarot symbology that includes multiple references to Egyptian, Zoroastrian, and Greek mythology." But the smartest thing he did was include spread methods that involved Thoth and Numerology. Napoleonic Occultists fucking loved Thoth and numerology.

In 1788, he formed a little magical society for the express purpose of discussing and workshopping ideas for Tarot divination. In 1789, he made a TRULY smart decision, and published a Tarot deck that was Specifically For Magic, and that basically cemented Tarots place in magical history.

Occultists just kept iterating! Someone would speculate "maybe the suits correspond to the elements" and people went "yeah, they correspond to the elements! That makes this tool even more fun and interesting to use!" Then people go "What if the suits and the elements also correspond to parts of the Self?" and people went "Sure they do! That makes this tool even more interesting!"

But its also not just one thread. Eventually you get the Golden Dawn saying "The Major Arcana correspond to the nodes and paths on our version of the Quabbalistic Sefirot, you know, the hermetic version with a Q." and some occultists responded "Idk about that! Love what you've done with the color symbology though!"

The development of magical ideas is an iterative process. It is people whipping up a table of correspondences, but that table needs a mythology to keep it together. Originally, the mythology that gave tarot "power" was its Egyptian pseudohistory, but these days its the fact that occultists have been iterating on and fine-tuning this system for hundreds of years.

Humans don't think in tables of information, they think in stories. The cool thing about stories is that they're flexible. If magic is anything, its learning how to engineer stories to make the tables of information more effective.

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Y'all are in for such a treat when CT gets this research finalized into a tome. It's amazing that we have a researcher on these topics at our finger tips here on tumblr!