The Unfortunate Macaroni

Yeah

@revolvius

everyone shut the fuck up, it’s her birthday

Nizō Yamamoto R.I.P. 😔 Great Ghibli master

It's gonna be mostly zelda shitposts on this profile, for now

Neuvilette - Genshin Impact

I have a type, here me out....

IS IT A COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

@the-knaves-world well….this explains a lot 🤣🤣 wait, is he a dragon?!

The light dragon is long

Not true!

I WANT TO BE A WHOREMONGER!!!

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

Happy 18th birthday, this meme is legally allowed to go drinking with me tonight

Being the “eldest daughter” is nauseating and I wouldn’t wish this experience on anyone

I think it'd be very funny if there was a Zelda game where Ganon isn't the big bad, but when you get to the Gerudo area there's a male Gerudo named Ganondorf there. He has zero relevance to the plot. Not any kind of twist where he becomes the villain in the end, or any kind of side quest. He's just there and that knowledge perpetually looms over your head menacingly.

I'm laughing

of course you're beautiful and blond and have anger issues. of course you have a thirst for revenge and pretty eyes

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

this is my favorite post of all times every single time I slip on anything I picture this post it literally changed my life there’s no other definition to it

ohhh haha you're a dragon? *twirls hair on finger* you look so strong.. haha how much can you lift?? 35 tonnes?? ohh haha that's so cool.. you can breathe fire too huh? ooh,, Lightning huh?? haha.. could you show me?~ *is immediately vaporised*

Rb to pick up Elliott like a rag doll and smooch and smooch and smooch until his face has lipstick all over and his expression looks like a really soggy lookin sleepy newborn kitten

Ok that sounds weird but lemme show u the face and you’ll get it

my boy baby my baby boy. he's my shoop-shoop-da-doop... my little doop-doop-da-doop, if you will.

anyway 💘💞 *SOUND OF PLATE ARMOR CLANK SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE CLANK—* 💞💘

Dimitri: I see you hear voices in your mind as well

Shez, sweating bullets thinking Dimitri also has some sort of god stuck in his brain: haha… whaaaat?

Dimitri: I have heard the screams of the dead and damned for years now, I understand how difficult it can be to bear them sometimes.

Shez:

The girls are exeeerrrcising

don't hide your tags bestie this is so cute

gonna repost things i originally posted on pinterest