ok I am not a furry because my kinks simply lie elsewhere, but I admire furries the way a gay man admires a powerful and glamorous woman. that's not me and in fact I could never but its inspirational all the same
The Lancaster News Journal, Pennsylvania, July 4, 1915
Can't believe that I have lived long enough to have the very great privilege of walking through this swampy muck that calls itself air and being like, ok fine, I can work with this
there will have been like three months between my travel this spring and my move this month where i have had nothing to do but trans my gender and like it's been incredibly convenient but i can't recommend it for insanity reasons
i do im celebrating my dogs birthday
shes turning 2
SHES TURNING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if weight lifting wasn't real I would have had to invent a hypothetical phenomenon where you could lift a thing until the very moment you were about to break from the strain and your body would respond by getting a little stronger so you could do it again with a little more weight. and get obsessed with it
it's slow! it's excruciating! it takes ages to get anywhere visible to the naked eye! if it ever gets easier you put up a number in your spreadsheet and make it harder again on purpose! genuinely where has this been all my life
In the name of salvation, how many billions of souls have you taken today? Your laurel wreath is drenched in blood.
if weight lifting wasn't real I would have had to invent a hypothetical phenomenon where you could lift a thing until the very moment you were about to break from the strain and your body would respond by getting a little stronger so you could do it again with a little more weight. and get obsessed with it
i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
he hates sea bunny?
AND leaf sheep??
“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
forbidden fleshcraft fantasy: i remove my entire shoulder blade muscle and wring it completely to pulp between my fingers
every time i hear a lil boom I want to be out where the booms are but the WEATHER
captain-price-officially
Royal Australian Navy personnel meet their counterparts in the Russian Navy, Vladivostok. May 1995
This is what I, at least me personally, mean when I say men’s tits. I mean look at that rack hello
official boob post
i was in the toy aisle of the supermarket and i realized -- i can finally achieve my dream of participating in a duel without the chance of dying.
nerf guns at dawn!
23% the reason I learned to fence in college.
yeah me too! unfortunately i do also want to do the whole ritual of standing back to back and counting paces. also to stand Like That
i feel like i eat normally throughout the day and then at bedtime it's just like hey, time to starve to death! oh you don't actually want any food? you're literally eating at this very moment? too bad time to starve to death
gay sex won’t fix this. it’ll probably make this worse. that being said don’t you want to see how much worse it can get?
ok so it's like I've inherited the results of some dumb bitch's decade of criminal negligence and now I have the very great privilege of putting it back in order