"do good recklessly"

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

Wanted to make one more drawing for the Coreline idea 🖤

THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001)

happy october 24th!

what the hell

when i was 13 i saw this gif of stalin and starting to copy what he does with his fingers when waving bye to people and my mom told me "stop doing that you look gay"

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i dont trust bitches that can have a long day and then go home and make a full dinner bc yk who else could do that? hannibal lecter

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

ill get back to them

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

how does this post keep getting better

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

So, I started rewatching Cowboy Bebop from the start for the third(?) time (I love it but I keep giving up halfway through, somehow...) and I might have a heavy case of the brainworms.

Tag yourself I’m “seven tiramisus”

courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog

every time i see someone pay their bus fare with their apple watch i always think of this tweet

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