I wonder how many rings Aziraphale swallowed without noticing they were in his champagne before Crowley was able to actually propose to him.
I want to believe that Aziraphale’s look at the end of the season is a look of determination to shut down heaven, he already acknowledges that heaven is messed up and need to be fixed but I think that when the Metatron tells him that they’re planning the second coming he starts to plot. He was hesitant but the Metatron forces him to come and hearing about heavens plans seemingly convinces him, but I think it’s not to follow the plans but to stop them. Like obviously the second coming would mean the end of the world, so when he gets in that elevator I think his plan is to fool everyone that he is on their side, find the big red button and shut down heaven, hence the determined and self satisfied look.
I know there’s a universe out there where instead of Every Day the song that Beelzebub and Gabriel bond over is What’s New Pussycat
Everyone is worrying about how Guillermo not being a vampire means he’s going to die and leave Nandor alone but why haven’t we thought about Guillermo asking Nandor to turn him so he’s a half vampire?? No killing people for blood and obviously he’s immortal cuz he aged a month when cured. It’s the perfect in between for him.
Like I want Nandor to say “You don’t want to be a vampire or a human?” And Guillermo saying “I just want to be with you”
My theory as to why Good Omens season 1 was narrated and season 2 wasn’t, God’s gone. Not dead, but I think she either got bored or just went on to something better and isn’t around to narrate. The Metaton wants Aziraphale not to actually lead but to be a figurehead while they run the show in the shadows and I suspect they’ve been running it pretending to be god for a while now ever since she dipped.
griffin mcelroy: One dragon’s cool! You know what’s cooler? A billion dragons.
justin mcelroy: [dubious, somewhat horrified laughter]
griffin mcelroy: Let’s go! AAHHHAHAHA AHHH HA AHHHH HAHAAAA HAAAAA UHH UHH UHH UHHH! OH, OH GOD, oh God what have I done, OHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, OH NO NO NO NO, OH NO NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! OH GOD, OH GOD, OH NO NO, OH JESUS, GOD, NO –
[ID: a tumblr post saying, “that bit in the skyrim monster factory where griffin spawns a million dragons and then spends the next 30 seconds just screaming is a mood” /end ID]
Just a bunch of Useful websites - Updated for 2023
Removed/checked all links to make sure everything is working (03/03/23). Hope they help!
Sejda - Free online PDF editor.
Supercook - Have ingredients but no idea what to make? Put them in here and it’ll give you recipe ideas.
Still Tasty - Trying the above but unsure about whether that sauce in the fridge is still edible? Check here first.
Archive.ph - Paywall bypass. Like 12ft below but appears to work far better and across more sites in my testing. I’d recommend trying this one first as I had more success with it.
12ft – Hate paywalls? Try this site out.
Where Is This - Want to know where a picture was taken, this site can help.
TOS/DR - Terms of service, didn’t read. Gives you a summary of terms of service plus gives each site a privacy rating.
OneLook - Reverse dictionary for when you know the description of the word but can’t for the life of you remember the actual word.
My Abandonware - Brilliant site for free, legal games. Has games from 1978 up to present day across pc and console. You’ll be surprised by some of the games on there, some absolute gems.
Project Gutenberg – Always ends up on these type of lists and for very good reason. All works that are copyright free in one place.
Ninite – New PC? Install all of your programs in one go with no bloat or unnecessary crap.
PatchMyPC - Alternative to ninite with over 300 app options to keep upto date. Free for home users.
Unchecky – Tired of software trying to install additional unwanted programs? This will stop it completely by unchecking the necessary boxes when you install.
Sci-Hub – Research papers galore! Check here before shelling out money. And if it’s not here, try the next link in our list.
LibGen – Lots of free PDFs relate primarily to the sciences.
Zotero – A free and easy to use program to collect, organize, cite and share research.
Car Complaints – Buying a used car? Check out what other owners of the same model have to say about it first.
CamelCamelCamel – Check the historical prices of items on Amazon and set alerts for when prices drop.
Have I Been Pawned – Still the king when it comes to checking if your online accounts have been released in a data breach. Also able to sign up for email alerts if you’ve ever a victim of a breach.
I Have No TV - A collection of documentaries for you to while away the time. Completely free.
Radio Garden – Think Google Earth but wherever you zoom, you get the radio station of that place.
Just The Recipe – Paste in the url and get just the recipe as a result. No life story or adverts.
Tineye – An Amazing reverse image search tool.
My 90s TV – Simulates 90’s TV using YouTube videos. Also has My80sTV, My70sTV, My60sTV and for the younger ones out there, My00sTV. Lose yourself in nostalgia.
Foto Forensics – Free image analysis tools.
Old Games Download – A repository of games from the 90’s and early 2000’s. Get your fix of nostalgia here.
Online OCR – Convert pictures of text into actual text and output it in the format you need.
Remove Background – An amazingly quick and accurate way to remove backgrounds from your pictures.
Twoseven – Allows you to sync videos from providers such as Netflix, Youtube, Disney+ etc and watch them with your friends. Ad free and also has the ability to do real time video and text chat.
Terms of Service, Didn’t Read – Get a quick summary of Terms of service plus a privacy rating.
Coolors – Struggling to get a good combination of colors? This site will generate color palettes for you.
This To That – Need to glue two things together? This’ll help.
Photopea – A free online alternative to Adobe Photoshop. Does everything in your browser.
BitWarden – Free open source password manager.
Just Beam It - Peer to peer file transfer. Drop the file in on one end, click create link and send to whoever. Leave your pc on that page while they download. Because of how it works there are no file limits. It’s genuinely amazing. Best file transfer system I have ever used.
Atlas Obscura – Travelling to a new place? Find out the hidden treasures you should go to with Atlas Obscura.
ID Ransomware – Ever get ransomware on your computer? Use this to see if the virus infecting your pc has been cracked yet or not. Potentially saving you money. You can also sign up for email notifications if your particular problem hasn’t been cracked yet.
Way Back Machine – The Internet Archive is a non-profit library of millions of free books, movies, software, music, websites and loads more.
Rome2Rio – Directions from anywhere to anywhere by bus, train, plane, car and ferry.
Splitter – Seperate different audio tracks audio. Allowing you to split out music from the words for example.
myNoise – Gives you beautiful noises to match your mood. Increase your productivity, calm down and need help sleeping? All here for you.
DeepL – Best language translation tool on the web.
Forvo – Alternatively, if you need to hear a local speaking a word, this is the site for you.
POV: Ethel brings you a leaf
do you know how thrilled i was to realise this has audio and the audio is gorgeous???
What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS
DONT FORGET TO DOWNLOAD ANY GAMES ON THEIR THEY WILL SHUT DOWN THE ESHOP MARCH 27TH AND YOU CAN NO LONGER ACCESS THEM AFTER THAT
dont actually panic u can do a super easy no prerequisites hack to any 3ds at any time and then use free software to get any 3ds game or otherwise download-only content ever! so you dont need to worry abt losing out, actually the future is more open than ever before!! 3ds make us human!!!!!
Waiting for the day this happens to me.
This is still my favorite comic to date.
Every time I see this it makes me happy
My roommate loves this quote so much i made it into a tote bag for them
[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]
shes so talented
new fav tiktok just dropped
It’s like a snippet of a vaudeville act and I can’t stop listening to it
are you gay
I want a lawyer
Carnally?






