Bear's Nerd Blog

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

Husbands! 

the ultimate thursday approaches 

hanging out with other autistic people exists on a scale from “instantly drift compatible” to “lithium and water”

at the aut4aut hangout: i’ve known this person for five minutes and yet somehow it’s like we each understand each others’ entire lives. we have a perfect synthesis of interests and are bothered by all the same things

also at the aut4aut hangout: i’ve known this person for five minutes and yet i know with absolute certainty that there could be no person in the world i would get along with less. the way they stim makes me want to die and the feeling is mutual. we have absolutely zero opinions in common and both of us seem baffled as to how the other could even exist.

This OP just oozes style

then there’s this dude,

Time to get festive ;))

I know this doesn’t go with my blog theme at all but I am crying laughing

i love how they couldnt control their laughter as well

He’ll need a few more appointments, but I think he’s off to a good start.

Childhood. End.

Yay, it’s finished! Now back to puns and gags. For now.

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“One day, while I was camping…”

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

Lifting Tycoons!

I wanted to draw Melusine and Aizen as well but I couldn't draw them in a way I liked, so have the big 3 Tycoons for now

The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

Another point for why it’s important to own your own copies of music and media, and not use streaming services, is because the copy you own can’t be taken back.

(This is also a good time to remind people that yout*be to mp3 converters still exist).

please don't tell me you guys are ripping songs one at a time for the quality and getting mp3 -_- here's what you should actually do:

1. sign up for a free deezer account 2. download python if you don't already have it 3. download deemix-pyweb for your os (r/deemix will have the link if this one breaks) 4. extract the zip, click on deemix-pyweb.exe, login in w/ your deezer arl in settings (it'll tell you how, it's very easy)

ta-da! now you can download multiple songs, albums, playlists, and entire artist catalogs at the same time! in mp3 or flac quality! all organized w/ album covers & info & everything else!

also, you can convert any spotify playlists you have to deezer ones using soundiiz, or thru deemix itself. enjoy! 🎵

Source: The Girl From the Other Side: Siúil, a Rún | Totsukuni no Shoujo | とつくにの少女

by Nagabe

this is the sassiest reply in the history of mankind

“You can’t just slam the SNK opening on everything.”

Eduardo and his creator Nina Valarosa