Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
“prove it”
“What’s in it for me?”
“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”
bird: [screaming loudly into cup]
“You can stay up after midnight!”
The project, called Warmest Winter, comes from a recent partnership between the rapper and Detroit nonprofit the Empowerment Plan. The initiative aims to bring the coats to Chicago by asking donors to help support the manufacturing of the coats. Each coat costs $100 to “sponsor.” The incredible progress they’ve already made will warm your heart.
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not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL
so this just happened at my local university today. I bought the second bag to try to knock down the first…and they’re just both kinda…there…
I REALLY WANTED THOSE SUNCHIPS OK DONT LOOK AT ME
UPDATE: OH MY GOD THIS GROUP OF GUYS WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND STARTED FREAKING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT THERE WERE CHIPS THERE…SO ONE OF THEM STARTED HITTING THE MACHINE TO GET THEM AND THE SECRETARY WHO TRIED TO HELP ME GET MY CHIPS WALKED OVER AND THE GUY ASKED HER WHO BOUGHT THEM AND SHE SAID ‘THAT GIRL’. so he looked over, pointed at me, and yelled, across the whole lobby (which is huge btw) “I GOTCHYU GURL”
UPDATE: ALL HIS FRIENDS WENT OUT TO THE CAR AND HAVE COME BACK IN MULTIPLE TIMES TELLING HIM OT HURRY UP AND HE’S ALL LIKE ‘GUYS DON’T WORRY I ALMOST GOT IT’ AND FIVE MINUTES LATER GUESS WHO HAS A BAG OF SUNCHIPS
HE WALKED OUT AND YELLED TO HIS FRIENDS “I DID ITTTTT”
marry him
Definitely marry him guryl he gotchu
I SHOULD OH GOD
you have to marry him this is more romantic than the notebook omfg
Nicholas Sparks next book called “I gotchu Gurl”
How to get out stains using other things
TO SAVE A LIFE
the reason i love him is that he is very unthreatening, he doesn’t scare me, he just yells to make people happy, listen to his baby, his baby isn’t scared of him she’s happy that makes me feel so good so good
Look at her cheeks!!!!
Tanisha Always On Beat LOL
I AM IN TEARS Y’ALL Are A MESS!
Someone link this to her
he cant find them
did everyone see this dumb baby
he doin his best
kITTY
this is so GOOD and PUre
I could honestly watch this all day
IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY SO HERES ANOTHER REBLOG FOR THOSE WHO HAVENT SEEN THIS BEAUTY YET
A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.
And guess what? They’re changing the whole damn policy now. Instead of one free drink of choice, you’ll have a $4 off coupon. So, good job, asshole. You ruined it for everyone.
Jessie tells it like it is
“These are my children.”
“They look nothing li—”
“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”
A wise Jedi master
SICK!
