This is killing me

Like... he’s on POINT

THERES A PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😂😂😂😂

https://youtu.be/eeB4arkjmok

~Repost if you love him~

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON REPEATEDLY*

do u guys remember those posts that would be like EVERY single mother fucker who reblogs this post will get an ask from me saying what animal their blog reminds me of. GO! and they’d get like 80,000 notes. do u guys think that those people r still answering those. like are they contractually bound by the tumblr engine to keep sending asks until they’ve actually sent one to every single person that reblogs. this is irl tumblr gothic

ok i’m doing my own

every single MOTHER FUCKER that reblogs this will get a custom swear word in their inbox. i WILL send every single one or else i shall take my own life with mine own enchanted blade. on my Honor. 

destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids

especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch

i mean

come on

tell me you don’t want one of these

i need it

I have always thought about this

When I get my studio apartment I’ll have one for sure

human brain: beds go on the floor

monkey brain: SAFER UP TREE

Um guys..

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

i was born with vape and i will die with vape

I was born with judgy

I was born with noob 🤦🏽‍♀️

I was born with parkour, dubstep, vlog, and selfie... what a time to be birthed lol

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

i was born with vape and i will die with vape

I was born with judgy

I was born with noob 🤦🏽‍♀️

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

Reblog every time

I love this so fucking much

I’m not even in this fandom

I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE SWAG

Always reblog

ITS BACK

This fandom definitely has its duds but this post is proof that the majority of the members are amazing and imaginative

Can we just talk about how perfectly the sokka cosplayer imitated him? Like the graceful yet cartoony swirl and all

IT’S BACK IN THE END OF THE DECADE

Ajsjsbsbd HOW ARE THEY SO ON POINT!?!?!!

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

This is me on an Up day

This is the best Christmas song ever.

Six Times: 5/6- The Time He Wasn’t Himself

Series Summary: Five times Bucky Barnes wanted to kiss you + the one time he actually did.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: swearing, violence

Notes: lets just pretend that Shuri didn’t get the trigger words out of our baby’s mind…*chuckles* im in danger (pls don’t kill me) SORRY FOR THE CLIFFHANGER its so bad im so sry

Here’s the thing, the Avengers didn’t trust Hydra. At all. So when the fight getting out of the base after they rescued (Y/n) was no fight at all, everyone assumed something was up. Everyone in the tower were on their toes for days afterwards, but after two week of essentially no threat, they shrugged it off and assumed the bastards didn’t care.

Obviously, with their luck, the second their guards went down, Hydra struck.

It was going on a month after (Y/n) was back. For the most part, everything went back to normal, her experiments with Bruce and Tony in the lab, sparring with Uncle Thor, gossiping with Nat and Wanda. The only thing different was the amount of time spent around Steve and Bucky.

(Y/n) had always spent time around the two super soldiers, but after Hydra, that time had increased. She went to Steve daily for art lessons, not that he minded, saying how it was a good outlet- putting the things in her head on paper. The second she was released from Med, Bucky was glued to her hip. He became her rock, the shoulder to lean on, more so than before. They could relate to each other on a deeper level, more than before. They were there for each other, through the nightmares, the anxiety attacks, the disassociation episodes, they were with each other through it all.

Exactly what Hydra wanted.

It was a normal Saturday morning in May. Steve, Bucky, and Sam had just gotten back from their morning run together. Wanda was at one side of the stove, flipping pancakes while Nat took care of the eggs and bacon. Tony, the mastermind of technology, was having a hard time figuring out the new coffee machine. The only difference was that Thor strung a banner across the entrance of the dining room while Bruce inflated multicolored balloons with helium.

(Y/n), drawn in from the smell of the breakfast, went wide eyed as she entered the kitchen. “Guys…what’s all this for?”

Nat smirked. “Take a look at the banner, why don’t you?”

Confused, the girl caught sight of the white and gold banner strung across the doorframe, the bold black lettering spelling out Happy 1st Year!

Tony, noting her confusion, laughed and came over to her to clap a hand on her shoulder. “It’s for you doofus! Today marks an entire year of you being on the team!”

“One year of giving us hell,” muttered Clint, who sipped his steaming coffee from his designated barstool. There was a loud smack of skin hitting skin. “Hey! What was that for?”

Nat, with a proud smirk on her face, ignored Clint and turned to (Y/n), “Ignore Birdbrain. He’s not much of a morning person!”

“It’s not my fault! You’re the one who made me get up at the asscrack of dawn for this shit!”

Laughing, (Y/n) crossed over to Clint’s seat and threw an arm around his broad shoulders, planting a kiss on his cheek with a loud smack. “Love you too Clint.”

His laugh rumbled against her stomach. With a pat on the arm, he said, “I love you kiddo. Just don’t love the fact that we all had to wake up an hour before you to set this shebang up.”

(Y/n) did a full 360, admiring the simply handiwork of the teams. “Y’all really didn’t have to do this, guys,” she began, tears welling in her eyes, “the food, the decorations, the thought of it all…it’s too much.”

Wanda left Nat at the stove and came to her side, resting her head on the girl’s shoulder in comfort. “Don’t be silly, love,” the witch said. “Of course we’re going to be elaborate for you. You’re our family.”

Choking down a sob, (Y/n) whispered, “I haven’t had a family in a very long time.” Finding her voice, she added, “I love you guys.” 

Bucky’s eyes caught her own from across the room and identical smiles tugged on both of their faces. A look in her eyes screamed I love you so much. He could only hope she read that from then as well.

In an instant, darkness swallowed the team whole. The lights cut out, and the stainless steal shell that Tony installed for emergency lock out situations slowly began to lock into place on the windows. The only light was the dim glare of the LED emergency light above their heads.

“Guys…” (Y/n) trailed off in a trembling voice.

Her hand found Bucky’s in the darkness out of instinct. “What the hell?” came the sergeants gruff yet worried voice.

“This isn’t right,” said Tony, “the shell can only unfold with my command. I’m the only one with the password.”

“What does it do, exactly?” Sam asked from behind Steve. “What is it and why is it so serious?”

“It’s a vibranium coating all the windows and doors,” Bruce answered for Tony. “It’s meant to withstand bullets, bombs, weird aliens…and we get locked inside in the process.”

A booming voice came in through the speakers. “Behold,” it said, “the Avengers! Earth’s mightiest heroes!”

(Y/n) could feel every muscle in Bucky’s body tense. “Buck…” she murmured, grasping his hand in a tight reassurance.

“It’s Zemo,” Steve said, the usual tough captain’s words now spilled out in quivers, confirming everyone’s worry.

“And look what they’ve been reduced to,” came it again, only louder, “a few children afraid of the dark.”

There was silence, then, “Or are they truly afraid of the monster that lerks within.”

Everyone held their breath.

“Let’s see what happens when that monster emerges.”

Bucky’s head snapped over, eyes falling on (Y/n)’s shaking frame, already knowing. “Doll…” he breathed.

“Longing.”

Upon viewing, you would’ve thought that Bucky had been punched in the gut. His knees gave out, leaving him a crippled heap on the ground. Before he could push her way, (Y/n) gathered him into her arms.

He was shuddering. “Doll, you got to get out of here.”

“Rusted.”

She could feel him grimace in the crook of her neck. Her fingers tangled themselves in the curls of his hair. “Never.”

He pulled away sharply, his blue eyes fierce with fear. “You’re the one they want. They need the force to get you out of here. I refuse to do that.”

“Seventeen.”

The hand against her cheek curled into a fist. “Steve,” Bucky called out desperately, this throat on fire, “get her away from me. Before I do anything.”

“Daybreak.”

(Y/n) felt Steve’s hands grip her waist, pulling her away from Bucky. Automatically, she reached out, grabing a hold on the soldier’s broad shoulders, anchoring herself to his spot on the floor. She planted herself like a tree, unmoving, in front of him, pulling him close. Their foreheads touched delicately, and if not for the severity of the situation, Bucky would kiss her. He longed to. His soul learched forward, desperate to intertwine itself with her own. 

“Doll, you need to leave,” he told her. After knowing him for almost a year, (Y/n) had never seen Bucky so terrified. He shook violently, his eyed screwed shut. “They want you,” he gasped out, “and- ah crap- I’m not about to be a part of it.”

“Bucky-”

“I love you,” he shouted, silencing her with the volume and the words themselves. “I refuse to hurt the one thing I love most.”

“Furnace.”

“GO!”

Stunned, (Y/n) didn’t fight Steve’s hands again. She allowed the captain to force her to her feet, and lead her through the maze of hallways, to the stairwell and down the flights of stairs.

Zemo’s voice echoed in their ears. 

“Nine.”

“Benign.”

The pair sprinted down the stairs, trying to put as much distance between them and the soon-to-be-Winter Soldier as possible. After a minutes, (Y/n) came to a halt, out of breath and a million questions running through her head.

“C’mon (Y/n), we got to keep going,” Steve said, noticing her stop.

“Did you know?” she blurted, looking up at the captain with wild eyes, needing explanation.

“Know what?”

“That he…that he loves me?”

“Homecoming.”

Steve smiled for a moment, ignoring Zemo’s voice blaring through the speakers. “(Y/n/n), he’s loved you since he saw you in that red dress at Stark’s party last year. He’s head over heels, has been since you joined the team.”

A wide grin spread across her face. “All this time…I’ve been so blind, Steve.”

“You have. But so has he.”

“One.”

The grin faultered. “He’s not gonna stop, is he?” Before the Captain could even reply, the last trigger word flooded the intercoms.

“Freight car.”

“We have to move, c’mon.” With that the captain took (Y/n)’s hand and lead her down the remaining flights.

“Soldier?”

“Ready to comply,” she murmured to herself in the darkness.

“Find (Y/n) and bring her to me. I don’t care if she’s dead or alive. She’s with Steve Rogers, descending the east staircase.”

The pair picked up the pace.

“Half of the team is holding Bucky back while the other’s try to track down Zemo. Until Bucky’s back, we need to put as much distance between you and the Winter Soldier as possible,” Steve said, still running and still pulling (Y/n) along.

“How do we get him back?”

“A good blow to the head. It will knock him out and when he wakes up, he’ll be back. Just pissed off.”

The stairs seemed neverending. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep…

The door was insight, (Y/n) could taste the sweetness of freedom. Just as Steve was about to reach for the doorknob, the Winter Soldier fell from how many stories, landing in a graceful crouch. A second later, he advanced, swinging a punch to Steve’s face, but the captain blocked it skillfully. The soldier, expecting this, twisted Steve’s arm around himself and used the force of both their movement to flip him over. He landed in a heap.

He turned sharply to her, but made no move. His eyes were Bucky’s, but not his own. They were blank, a stark contrast to the compassion they usually shinned with. “Buck,” she whispered hoarsely. “You don’t have to do this.”

“My name is not Bucky.” With that, he swung. The girl dodged, he grabbed at her waist and attempted to throw her over his shoulder but he couldn’t, his legs gave away thanks to the fact that she swept the knees out from under him. When the soldier regained his posture a moment later, she hastily attempted a roundhouse kick, missed, but used it to swing her legs over his shoulder, straddling him with her thighs. Wow, Nat would be proud.

With his bionic arm, he took her by the hips and flung her like a ragdoll across the room. (Y/n) felt the concrete crack from her impact.

She didn’t have time to catch her breath, a hand had already blocked her airway. Try as she did, she couldn’t shake his hold. She scratched, kicked, poked, nothing could stop him. Her lungs were on fire. Her was filled with helium. Her body went painfully numb.

In her clouded vision, (Y/n) thought she could see a figure running up behind the soldier, but darkness had already engulfed her.

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"You know what terrifies me the most?" she paused as she gazed at me while tears began to flood her eyes "No matter how much you love me now, you could wake up one morning- or go on a walk one afternoon, or sit alone in your car after your shift is over in the evening, or lay down at night before you go to sleep and think to yourself "I don't think I love her anymore" "

"Waiting For Freedom"

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I am personally attacked

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This is the infamous Judging Snek. He is believed to be Loki in disguise and is very rare. Reblog for clear skin since he only appears once in an hour (very rare!) to judge you and stab Thor.

#Cutest

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO

i can’t believe i’m really gonna fall for this, am i?

I TAKE IT BACK I GOT NICK CAGE

Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains in them

Iron Man- 0/10. No trains. 

The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway.

Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk

Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(

Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World’s Fair

The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted.

Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains.

Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN

Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains.

Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train. 

Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!

Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by. 

Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter “Numtot” Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure

Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon 

Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train!

Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!!

Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains.

Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart

Avengers: Endgame: 0/10. No trains.

Spiderman: Far From Home: -1000000/10 BABY PETER PARKER NEARLY DIED FROM A TRAIN!!! BAD TRAIN!!!