Hanif Abdurraqib’s contribution to Sad Happens, an anthology exploring sadness & tears, edited by Brandon Stosuy
You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless
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Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón
@thebibliosphere didn’t your Magic Physio Man become a Magic Physio Man after learning about his mom’s back problems?
Yes. She was in severe pain for many years and didn’t tell anyone. Just kept looking after the kids and dragging herself along because they were too poor for her to prioritize herself.
Magic Physio Man took a massage class for fun one year and needed someone to practice on, so he asked if he could practice on her. A couple of minutes in, he realized there was something severely wrong, pressed her about it, found out the extent of her relentless pain, and threw himself into a lifetime of learning how to ease the pain of others.
“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
Things NOBODY told me about being an adult that I wish they had:
- When you get to the top of the river you're going to want to find a shallow stretch of riverbed with relatively calm water and sediment pieces that are gravel sized, not cobble, sand or mud. This is critical; test it with your nose if you're not sure! when you have this, you're going to want to flip on your side and slap the gravel as hard as you can with your tail to dislodge it; you're gonna want to alternate between digging the spot out and doing some more slapping until you've got a nice little cone shaped depression for the eggs.
- grizzly bear
finally….feminem
aight what human rights violation have they committed now
"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now
I'm not on tblockers. No need. I never block. I dodge, roll, and parry. I take a sip of my estrogen flask, and attack anew
yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me
mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty
mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]
mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming
mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god
mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....
mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities
mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday
mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄
mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO
mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album
mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats
mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....
mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it
mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan
mad respect for the woman in castlevania who went to dracula’s castle for knowledge, chastised him in his own home then rode his dick for 20 years. an icon
I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.
Dearest Samantha, I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this "Karen" continues to antagonize your brother, I would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks. Best Wishes, Octopus #5, Monterrey bay research aquarium
this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability
understanding poetry is very simple. poems are good when they make you sit on your kitchen floor and scream
Prateep Kochabua (Thai, b.1962)
Journey to the Next World V : Journey under the Sea, 2007
the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either
If you dont have anything strange to say, dont say anything at all
Jay DeFeo is best known for this monumental painting, entitled The Rose, which she started in 1958 and completed over the course of eight years. The piece consists of white and gray paints layered so thickly onto the canvas that, in some ares, the paints are almost eight inches thick. She used so much oil paint that she called it “a marriage between painting and sculpture.“
The Rose measures 7.5 x 11 feet and weighs 2,300 pounds,










