Good AU-mens: Snekley!

So, in case you didn’t know and you’re a fan of Good Omens… the Snekley and Eyeziraphale universe is a thing, and it has all of the Snerotonin (snake serotonin) a person could ask for!   As created by the lovely @writingelizabeth​​, her Snekley doodles inspired me to get a bit crafty and create a 3D Snekley. :) Since the discord community seemed to love him, and because we could all use a little shot of happiness at the moment, Tumblr can also look at his little snake booty and get that sweet surge of joy.  Three cheers for Snekley!

The xmen r like "magneto please do not kill this evil person" nd magneto says that he won't and 15 minutes later he kills the person in full view of everyone just for the drama

that’s just how gay people are

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

gotta say, the witcher has really revolutionised fantasy tv by deciding that high-waisted pants are the peak of fashion for dudes in witcherland

the men of the witcher are in the equivalent of our world's current craze for high waisted jeans. this is the reason why the witcher is so good, and why game of thrones failed so bad.

River: Since I’m going to be gone for a while, I’ve left you all a complimentary bowl of advice.

River, picking out a piece of paper: For example, “Doctor, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

i ❤️ minerva mcgonagall 

I made this clock as a belated birthday present for a friend. It’s the last time I’m making a clock. It took ages to do and I had so many problems with the handles and the clockwork but it was worth it.

I’m back! Get ready for a BIG series 12 doctormaster sketchdump.

Doctor Who: The Timeless Children | The Citadel

excited for the series finale soon

quick sketch of 13 :)

Wow 😮

i’m not going to stop roleswap!au [2]

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

Batman being forced to solve a case with Harley Quinn : You’re my punishment for dropping out of med school

Harley Quinn making the connection between this edgy goth man bat and the edgy goth med student who she suffered all nighters with:

It’s even funnier the thought of them becoming unlikely friends again and teaming up for missions.

Super man: why is a convicted criminal just sitting in your living room?

Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore

bruce: ...it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

Harley: hey Brucie!

The rest of justice league that are only allowed to refer to him as Batman:

everything is about to change

Petition to change the slowburn trope's name to idiots to lovers cuz that is what they are and nothing anyone says will make me think otherwise

So Civil War takes place over like one weekend and then Black Panther takes place over the following 5 days or so which means all in all it was a hell of a fucking week for T’Challa

Prince T’Challa and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Week

Bucky: How long was I out? Years? Decades? Is Steve still alive? :(

Shuri: More like…a week.

Bucky: You fixed me in a week?!

Shuri: Yeah, it took me a while. We had this family thing last week and I was kinda busy.

Bucky: You fixed me in a week?

Shuri:

Flash sale commission for @likearumchocolatesouffle  who wanted them on a fancy date! :D 

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”

After this confusing quadruple mess, a conspiracy theory emerges that Fred and George are actually just one person, and there were never any Weasley Twins. To add fuel to this theory, Fred and George make a point to never be seen together (publicly).

When asked about this theory, Fred/George subtly insinuates that he used Polyjuice Potion so that there could be multiple versions of himself at once. This goes around the Hogwarts Rumor Mill like fire. The Weasley family says nothing to dispute it, not even Percy.

Percy makes polyjuice successfully for the first time in his fifth year, when he finally has sufficient motivation. Fred, George, Edward and Hubert walk into the great hall one morning, identical but for their school ties, and the chaos is so great that nobody realizes Percy and Ron are missing.