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the clash | i. hey, ho! let’s go!

hobie brown x goth!reader

word count: 1.1k

genre: enemies to lovers

warnings: language, insults, hobie hating you, you hating hobie

a/n: it’s here 😎 no but fr, i proudly present a new series focusing on hobie brown, loml. i‘m trying to make it gn, so if you spot anything that needs fixing lemme know. i also did include a bit of a description of what you look like, but it’s mainly just to affirm the gothic spider-person look. and if you don’t like it, you can just pretend it isn’t there, my character designer brain just took a hold while explaining lol. enjoy y’all, there’s more where this came from 👀

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Rooftop Solace

Joey Tribbiani (Friends) x Fem!Reader

Summary — You are unable to sleep after a huge fight with your parents about your relationship, so you sneak out onto the rooftop of your apartment to get some fresh air. Thankfully, your boyfriend, Joey, is always willing to comfort you.

Words — 1,945

Warnings — Controlling parents, family discourse

Type — Fluff!

You gasped for air as you sat up in bed, your hand pressed against your chest as silent tears ran down your face. You desperately tried to calm your racing heart, the thumping echoing through your entire body.

It was another sleepless night, your slumber plagued with nightmares every time you closed your eyes. You had these strange periods in time where every few weeks you had a few nights of restlessness.

Your parents had recently been in the city to visit you and the stress of seeing them only seemed to make the sleeplessness worse. They had never approved of your relationship with Joey as they believed him not to be good enough for you so every time you saw them or even spoke to them over the phone, they would make subtle hints as to their disapproval. This most recent visit was not so subtle.

Your father straight up called Joey an idiot and you could no longer contain your anger. You yelled at him and your mother, telling them that their behavior and constant harassment was unacceptable and you wouldn’t tolerate it any longer. You then told them to get out and you hadn’t talked to them since.

Truth be told, part of you felt better after that whole argument. Joey hadn’t been the first time your parents had ridiculed a major aspect of your life. They never forgave you for deciding not to pursue a law degree or moving away from your hometown to live a life in the big city. Now they thought that the man you saw a serious future with would only ever want to sleep with you and nothing else.

The thoughts clouding your mind suddenly became to much and you began to feel as though you were suffocating in the tiny bedroom of the apartment that you shared with Monica and Rachel. You threw the covers off of your body and slid your slippers onto your feet, throwing a grey hoodie on over your basic tee and fabric shorts you considered sleepwear, leaving the hoodie unzipped.

You snuck out of your bedroom and finally out of the apartment, making sure to grab your key and lock the door behind you as you headed up to the roof of the apartment building. You stood by Joey and Chandler’s door for a moment, considering waking Joey up and asking him to accompany you, but you decided against it. While you knew he would never say no to you, you also knew he had an audition in the morning and you wanted to make sure he got his beauty sleep.

There wasn’t a single sound accept for your slippers shuffling across the floor through the dark halls as you made your way up to the roof, finally feeling a bit of relief as you took in a breath of fresh air upon exiting the halls of the apartment building.

You walked over to the edge of the roof, staring out at the beautiful city beyond. The lights danced across your eyes as distant sounds of cars and people could be heard echoing through the city that never sleeps.

A soft smile played on your lips as you released another deep breath of air, the soft summer wind blowing your hair back as you tilted your head to look up at the stars. While they weren’t very visible through the light pollution, they still had you smiling.

You loved this roof. It was a sanctuary for you. A place where you could go to observe the chaotic city you loved without being in the center of it. It was beautiful, being a spectator to the world beyond your feet.

“Y/N?” A sleepy yet familiar voice spoke from behind you, bringing you out of your noisy thoughts. The owner of the voice came up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you close into his broad chest. “What are you doing up here so late, sweetheart?”

You smiled, softly, turning your head so that it rested against his chest, closing your eyes. You laid your hands on top of his which rested on your lower stomach.

“How did you know I was up, Joey?” You asked the man hugging your from behind.

He let out a breath, pressing a kiss to your hairline above your forehead before you turned your head back forward to observe the city once again.

“Monica heard you leave the apartment and she texted me,” he told you, mumbling as he placed another kiss to the top of your head. “She told me that you haven’t been sleeping well lately. Is something wrong?”

You sighed, letting a moment of silence pass between the two of you before turning around in Joey’s arms to face him. He had dark circles under his eyes and he looked tired, but he also seemed eager to hear your response, as if it were the most important thing in the world.

You reached up to cup his cheek, brushing your thumb along the dark skin under his eyes, growing as you did. He tilted his head to the side, leaning his face into your palm with a soft smile.

“I’m sorry that I woke you, especially when you have an audition in the morning,” you spoke, lowly, partially hoping that ignoring his question will make him forget the topic altogether.

He smiled at you softly, shaking his head as you dropped your hand from his face to rest against his chest as he still had his arms wrapped around you.

“You’re way more important to me than some silly audition,” he let out a lighthearted chuckle, shaking his head as though he were surprised and amused that you would ever think he would choose an audition over you.

“What if it was a super serious audition?” You asked, staring up at him with and amused smile.

“Oh, I would break up with you on the spot,” he joked, smiling as you laughed.

“But, seriously,” he spoke, leaning in so that his forehead rested against yours, your noses brushing and your lips only inches apart. “You are the most important thing in the world to me. No matter what, you will always come first with me,” he spoke lowly, so low that it was barley above a whisper.

The husky sound of his voice and the intense look in his eyes sent a shiver down your back. You swallowed, feeling as though you were speaking to this man for the first time. No matter how long you were together, those butterflies never went away.

“So, please, tell me what’s wrong, baby,” he spoke again, this time a bit softer, pulling his head away a bit as to give you room to speak.

You let out a sigh, running a hand through your messy hair before speaking. “You know how I had a big argument with my parents recently?” He nodded, waiting for you to continue. “Well, it was about you.”

You winced at your own words, waiting for Joey to suddenly look hurt or upset but, instead, he simply nodded as if he were pondering. You took his silence as a green light to continue speaking and you pulled out of his arms, suddenly unable to close the flood gates that was your ranting.

“My father and mother believe that I’m making a mistake by being with you,” you spoke, walking over to the edge of the roof again and gripping your hands onto the cement ledge. “Which is just ridiculous. They refuse to get to know you or to know anything about our relationship and yet they feel like that have the right to judge.” You shook your head, biting your cheek as tears pricked at your eyes. “It’s all about control. They tried to control me by sending me to law school. They tried to control me by making me stay home. Now they’re trying to control my relationship. They’re trying to take away the one man that I have ever truly loved and-”

Your babbling was cut off as Joey took your hand and spun you into his chest, your hands intertwined as you faced him. He then leaned down and pressed his lips to yours without missing a beat, the whole action a blur until you were wrapped up in the kiss. Your free hand tangled itself in his dark hair, pulling his hair lightly as to deepen the kiss while his free hand cling to your waist.

You pulled apart after a moment, the two of you panting both from the thrill of Joey’s quick movements and from the lack of air. You smiled at each other for a moment, your hand still tangled in his hair.

“You’re not mad?” You asked after a moment.

“Honey, Rachel already told me,” he chuckled lightly.

“I’m sorry,” you spoke. Your smile fell as you bit your lip, suddenly feeling slightly ashamed. “I wanted to tell you and I tried too but I didn’t want to hurt you or make you think that I agreed with them in any way.”

Joey shook his head, smiling down at you as if you were the last person on Earth. “I know, I know. She also told me about how you screamed at them and kicked them out after they said these things.” He smiled even wide as he stared down at you. “I know how close you were to your parents when you were young, so that must’ve been difficult and I’m sorry you had to go through that, but no one has ever stood up for me like that before. Hearing what you said to them about me…” he seemed to get lost in though for a moment, smiling as he looked off into space, but his eyes quickly returned to yours. “And here I thought I couldn’t love you anymore than I already do.”

You leaned into him, turning your head and laying it against his chest as he wrapped his arms around your body once again, kissing the top of your head.

“I love you too,” you spoke, closing your eyes as you hear his heart thump against his chest.

You smiled at his arms around you and the warmth he provided, making you feel safe from your parents, from the city, from every little thing in this world that would dare try to hurt you. With Joey by your side, nothing bad would every be able to touch you again.

“Can I sleep with you tonight? You make the stress go away,” you mumbled into his chest, yawning.

He chuckled, smiling and placing another kiss to the top of your head. “Sure thing, sweetheart.”

You nodded, allowing Joey to take you by the hand and wrap and arm around your waist, guiding you to the roof exit and back into the apartment building. He led to back to his and Chandler’s apartment and to his room, the two of you cuddling up in his bed with his arms wrapped around your body while you rested your head on his chest.

After a moment of silence, right before you finally drifted off to sleep, Joey spoke one final time.

“Hey, Y/N, you know what would really tick of your parents?” You could hear the smile in his voice.

“Hmm?” You hummed, half asleep.

“A proposal,” he smiled even wider, looking down at your peaceful face and closed eyes.

“Okay,” you mumbled against his chest. “But wait until tomorrow to give me the ring,” you spoke before drifting off into a peaceful slumber, smiling as you thought that Joey was simply joking.

Joey was not joking.

Author’s Note —

This kinda came out of nowhere but I’m watching friends for the first time ever and I love Joey so here is a little one-shot with him.

Let me know if you’d like to see more Joey or you have any special requests as I would love some inspiration!

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Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

studies at the Musée D’Orsay

every time i see this picture of andrew tate it makes me have to stop scrolling and laugh out loud for a bit its so fucking funny   i cant even compare it to anything because i cant think of literalyl anything else that conveys this precise feeling

🦉harry potter masterlist🦉

💥fred weasley💥

are you satisfied? - your boyfriend, fred, informs you that his dream has come true: he and his twin brother george are going to open up their new joke shop, weasley’s wizard wheezes. but, fred does not seem as excited about this new change in his life as you expected him to be. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

girls - the idea of the yule ball doesn’t sound very enticing to you, but when your friend makes you a dress and forces you to go with fred weasley, you start to suspect the night might not be awful after all. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

oh no! - you don’t think fred weasley is the type to commit to a relationship, but you’re proven wrong when he drags you up to his room for a kiss. (inspired by the song by marina) (gn!reader)

lies - you’ve had a crush on your best friend fred weasley since your first year at hogwarts, and you regret agreeing to his request for you to be in a fake relationship with him. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

🎉george weasley🎉

shampain - you’re about to get married to the love of your life, george weasley. but, when it’s time for you to say those two simple words, “i do”, you find yourself sprinting out of the church with tears pouring down your face. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

i am not a robot - you’re crying on the floor, upset about something your “friends” said to you, when george weasley comforts you. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

mowgli's road - as a malfoy, you know your family would never approve of your relationship with george weasley, so you have a difficult decision to make: the love of your life, or your own flesh and blood. (inspired by the song by marina) (gn!reader)

hollywood - the idea of hollywood, the american dream, has always fascinated you. it takes talking to someone who doesn’t understand the appeal to make you realize just how messed up america really is. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

the outsider - at a party you didn’t want to go to in the slytherin common room, you find yourself sitting alone on the side. feeling left out, you leave, only to run into george weasley. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

rootless - george weasley comforts you after your date to the yule ball publicly breaks up with you. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

numb - you’ve been trying to keep your feelings bottled up, but when george weasley admits he’s in love with you, everything explodes out of you. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

guilty - you have a nightmare and go to your boyfriend’s room for comfort. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

primadonna - george leads you into a small meadow for a surprise. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

happy birthday - george gives you the best present you could ever wish for after you wake up in his arms on your fourteenth birthday. (gn!reader)

homewrecker - your favorite pastime is stealing people’s boyfriends. it was fun for a while, until you find yourself falling in love for real with george weasley, who now doesn’t trust you. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

the state of dreaming - unable to sleep, you head to the astronomy tower to be alone to think. little do you know, a certain redhead is headed there, too. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

alone - your best friends, fred and george, have been keeping secrets from you, and it all spills over when they leave without telling you. (fem!reader)

wizarding waterparks are weird - when you find out you're going to the waterpark at your first summer at the burrow, you're more than a little disappointed. you soon find out, though, that waterparks in the wizarding are very different from the ones you're used to. (fem!reader)

kiss from a rose - after george says something he shouldn't have, he's certain he's lost you - until he plays the mixtape you made specially for him. (gn!reader)

yes, dummy - you hate george weasley. more than anything in the world. so what are you supposed to do when you get stuck in detention with him? (gn!reader)

flower crown mishaps - agreeing to a bet with your boyfriend turns out to be a bad idea. (gn!reader)

i'll always love you - george weasley will always be there for you. (fem!reader)

paradise - george gives you a back rub. (fem!reader)

chamomile dreams - george helps you fall asleep. (gn!reader)

sunsets - you love sunsets and george weasley. (gn!reader)

i never stopped - you're still in love with your ex, and you find out he's still in love with you too. (fem!reader)

🐍draco malfoy🐍

obsessions - you find yourself stuck in a toxic cycle with none other than draco malfoy - and you hate it. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

hermit the frog - draco malfoy treats you like a toy, and you’re sick of it. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

seventeen - when draco is kicked out of his house for dating you, a muggle born, he stays at your house. (inspired by the song by marina) (gn!reader)

bubblegum bitch - you have a friends with benefits relationship with draco malfoy. when you realize you might be developing feelings for him, you cut ties with him, much to the boy’s dismay. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

starring role - you’re tired of playing the supporting role in draco malfoy’s heart, so you decide to walk alone. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

power & control - you know draco malfoy has the power and control in your relationship, but you try desperately anyway to get it yourself. (inspired by the song by marina) (fem!reader)

dating draco malfoy headcanons - headcanons for dating draco malfoy as a friend of harry, ron, and hermione's (fem!reader)

why did that make me fall in love with her? - in which you finally punch draco in the face. (fem!reader)

🌕remus lupin🌕

almost normal - remus feels you deserve a "normal" relationship, so james, sirius, and peter decide to do their best to make it feel almost normal. (fem!reader)

chocolate makes everything better - your boyfriend is always there to help when you're having a bad day. (fem!reader)

i need you - you get hurt protecting remus from one of snape's spells. (fem!reader)

healing isn't linear - remus can tell when you're having a bad day, and always there to help you feel better. (gn!reader)

more than you can imagine - waking up with remus (gn!reader)

rock music and makeout sessions - remus gets home earlier than expected. (gn!reader)

bike rides and pretty libraries - remus doesn't like bike rides, but they're worth it if he gets to go to the library. (gn!reader)

talkative - remus comforts you after malfoy tells you to shut up. (gn!reader)

skipping school - remus is the first person to ask you what's wrong. (fem!reader)

i’ll always be here - you take care of remus after a full moon. (gn!reader)

honey, i’m home - remus gets home late. (gn!reader)

🪴neville longbottom🪴

lavender - neville takes you the garden behind the herbology classroom. (fem!reader)

plant parents - you introduce neville to your plants. (gn!reader)

📚hermione granger📚

the girl on the beach - you're dreading your trip to an island resort over summer break until you meet a girl surrounded by books on the beach. (gn!reader)

🐾sirius black🐾

i'll have your heart, one way or another - you are the most accomplished siren living today, until you fail to drown a pirate due to his immunity to siren songs. your mother, the queen of the sirens, has punished you by turning you into the thing you hate most - a human yourself - and given you the task of killing the pirate without your siren-granted beauty and voice. things prove harder than you expected when you start to fall in love with him. (fem!reader)

starting now - studying in the library with sirius black (gn!reader)

car crash - sometimes a car crash is a good thing, particularly when it leads to a reunion to the man you haven't seen since your years at school. (fem!reader)

weird sisters t-shirt - sirius finds out you've been wearing his clothes while he was out on a work trip. (gn!reader)

it's always been you - you're in love with sirius black, and there's no way he's in love with you. (fem!reader)

big mistake - when you agree to pretend to be sirius's girlfriend over winter break, you can't help but feel you've made a terrible mistake. (fem!reader)

amica mea - sirius likes it when you speak latin to him. (gn!reader)

puzzles - it turns out sirius black is amazing at puzzles. (gn!reader)

barista - you meet a charming barista at a coffee shop. (gn!reader)

christmas party - sirius’s plan to ask you out goes horribly wrong. (femme!afab!gn!reader)

🦌james potter🦌

dumbass - morning cuddles with james potter (gn!reader)

eros and psyche - you tell james about your favorite myth. (gn!reader)

i love you for you - coming out to james as asexual (gn!asexual!reader)

your mum - you make a dumb joke. (gn!reader)

🪨regulus black🪨

beautiful - making flower crowns with regulus black (gn!reader)

sleep - regulus didn't know cuddling with you would lead to the best sleep of his life. (gn!reader)

promise - regulus assures you that he could never be embarrassed of you. (gn!reader)

transfiguration - when you're partnered with regulus black for a transfiguration assignment, you find out he's amazing at the subject. (fem!reader)

nothing is going to change that - regulus comes out to you as trans. (gn!reader)

🌼cedric diggory🌼

sweet music - cedric hears you sing for the first time. (gn!reader)

amortentia - cedric diggory can't be in love with you. or at least, that's what you think before he tells you what he smells in his amortentia potion. (fem!reader)

💋mary macdonald💋

cherry wine - you think mary is in love with remus, but she’s really in love with you. (fem!reader)

careful - mary takes care of you after you scrape your knee. (gn!reader)

cherry - mary tastes like cherries and lily tastes like peaches. (marylily) (inspired by the song by lana del rey)